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[king_of_heroes]

allsl oft you mothrels

get down tio the barr

drinking contest

prize for hoofever lasts longfish


[ And true to his word, anyone who bothers to visit the Tavern tonight will be greeted by a crazy yet happily merry atmosphere. There's people singing, dancing, getting their booze on. Possible shoutings of CHUG CHUG CHUG and whatever else you would expect to find at the best night of drinking ever. For now, The King of Crunk has pulled himself away from the crowd and is chilling at the bar. Totally eating peanuts and sipping on his likely 30th pitcher by now. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A DRUNKEN KING? That's entirely up to you. ]

( ooc: Due to the nature of this post, THREAD-JACKING IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED! Go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain. )

Comments

[greyerrant]

I am grateful for it.

[golden_witch]

But of course. Anyone would be. ♥

[greyerrant]

You have a very high opinion of yourself.

[golden_witch]

But, of course.

Do you find it unwarranted?

[greyerrant]

No.

[golden_witch]

It's not egotistical if it's justified, then, right~? ♥

[greyerrant]

I wouldn't say that. Maintaining humility is important.

[golden_witch]

To whom?

False humility is almost like lying, isn't it?

[greyerrant]

I wouldn't say that, no. But I don't suggest false humility in the first place.

[golden_witch]

If I feign it and do not feel it, it is false, is it not?

[greyerrant]

Is it so hard to feel?

[golden_witch]

It's like love.

You cannot force a feeling where there is none.~

[greyerrant]

I don't claim to understand love.

[golden_witch]

No one ever really does.

I look at it like matter. It can neither be created nor destroyed.

Does that make better sense?