[Text/Action]

[king_of_heroes]

allsl oft you mothrels

get down tio the barr

drinking contest

prize for hoofever lasts longfish


[ And true to his word, anyone who bothers to visit the Tavern tonight will be greeted by a crazy yet happily merry atmosphere. There's people singing, dancing, getting their booze on. Possible shoutings of CHUG CHUG CHUG and whatever else you would expect to find at the best night of drinking ever. For now, The King of Crunk has pulled himself away from the crowd and is chilling at the bar. Totally eating peanuts and sipping on his likely 30th pitcher by now. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A DRUNKEN KING? That's entirely up to you. ]

( ooc: Due to the nature of this post, THREAD-JACKING IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED! Go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain. )

Comments

[golden_witch]

No, no. I can't even imagine leaving Battler in charge.
He'd make you girls do weird things and then I'd have to incinerate him twelve times.

I wish whoever kidnapped you would kidnap Ronove, too. We would eat like queens.~

[youngestlust]

I suppose that he kinda deserves it for being a bad husband.

Kyaaa! I wish that as well!

[golden_witch]

...A bad husband?

[youngestlust]

Don't you remember, Lady Beatrice? You married Battler at the end of the Sixth Game.

[golden_witch]

Sixth?

Married?

I'd never made it to a sixth game.

Could it be you're from an alternate reality than the one I'm used to?

Or a future I've yet to see?

Well, that certainly leaves me conflicted.

Tell me about this reality you're from, won't you?

[youngestlust]

Then I come from the future... Lord Battler was the Game Master of that game and there was this annoying detective causing problem! She was Lady Bernkastel's piece and she almost acquired the control of the whole cat box!

Luckily, you arrived to save the situation and then got married with him. It was a wonderful wedding!

[golden_witch]

It would figure that Bernkastel would do something underhanded.

Of course it would end to her disadvantage, thinking she could best this witch with an annoying piece!

It's good to know I took care of things. I don't think I mind this future you're from.~

[youngestlust]

It's because Lady Beatrice is the best~

[golden_witch]

It does my heart good to know that my furniture remains loyal to me as well.~♥

[youngestlust]

It is a great honor to be all yours!

[golden_witch]

[She's quiet for a moment.]

I'm glad to have you here, really.
You remind me that I am The Golden Witch Beatrice and not just another kidnap victim.

[youngestlust]

I will be always at your side, Lady Beatrice!

[golden_witch]

I couldn't be happier, then~! ♥

[youngestlust]

[ She beams happily. ]

[golden_witch]

[She'll slip an arm around the smaller girl and guide her to the bar with a giggle. Odd that they should be so close, but this little piece of normalcy has become precious to Beatrice in this foreign place.]

[youngestlust]

[ woah all this caring and devotion Asmo feels so lucky ;w; She follows master like a good puppy. ]