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[king_of_heroes]

allsl oft you mothrels

get down tio the barr

drinking contest

prize for hoofever lasts longfish


[ And true to his word, anyone who bothers to visit the Tavern tonight will be greeted by a crazy yet happily merry atmosphere. There's people singing, dancing, getting their booze on. Possible shoutings of CHUG CHUG CHUG and whatever else you would expect to find at the best night of drinking ever. For now, The King of Crunk has pulled himself away from the crowd and is chilling at the bar. Totally eating peanuts and sipping on his likely 30th pitcher by now. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A DRUNKEN KING? That's entirely up to you. ]

( ooc: Due to the nature of this post, THREAD-JACKING IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED! Go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain. )

Comments

[hellburner]

[Guess who's throwing cash at you, Gil.]

TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!

[ex_cashcow493]

[ And guess who's smacking you in the back of the head? ]

Do not encourage him!

[hellburner]

Why not? He's an idiot, but he's pretty hot.

[king_of_heroes]

[ WELL HE WAS JUST ABOUT TO UNBUCKLE until he sees what's actually being thrown at him. ]

What the hell, woman? This is an insult! If you're not going to be throwing at least hundreds, keep them for yourself. I am not some cheap whore.

[hellburner]

If you want hundreds, take off your pants. I pay based on how much I'm enjoying the show.

[king_of_heroes]

No.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Well, a couple of hundreds would be worth the embarrassment. Look, even Saber's pulling out a single one to hold up. ]

Do it.

[king_of_heroes]

...

[ Well, now that there's proper incentive, perhaps he will considering the silly request. Very slowly, almost as if he's teasing them. And yet, even this is done in perfect rhythm with the music. And right at the climax, his pants drop to reveal.... lion print boxers. ]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ How do you...

How do you even...

How do you even react to something like that? Just going to avert her gaze like a proper lady and sip from her frothy mug. ]