First Joke [Video]

[madlikegravity.livejournal.com]

[When the feed snaps on, you'll see a menacing face, covered in a thin layer of greasy white paint. Thin lips painted sloppily in red, a jagged scar jutting up from either side to form a terrifying Glasgow grin. His eyes have an almost dangerous fire in them. Oh. And guess who loves his shakycam, Prospero?]

Prospero, Prospero, Prospero...

So. Prospero. [His tongue lashes out, tracing over his scars.] Who. Do. I. Thank. For the "Get Out of Jail Free" card? Hmm? 'Cause I, ah... I already asked my new friend here---

[He crouches down to the ground and hoists up the body of a middle-aged man. Dead. A bloody smile carved into his face.]

---and he didn't know. His wife didn't know, either.

[He drops the body to the ground unceremoniously as he migrates into another room. Though the image is blurry, it appears as though the Joker's currently in someone else's home. He hums a little tune to himself as he rounds the corner into the kitchen, tossing his phone down onto the nearby counter before opening the refrigerator, practically burying himself in it. When he emerges, he pulls out what looks like a half-eaten birthday cake and sets it down on the counter as well. He doesn't even bother getting plates or anything, grabbing a huge handful and just scarfing it down. Though he'll pause to lick some of the icing off his glove.]

So, again. Really. Who do I thank? It's, ah---been a while since I've done this. [Gesturing to the cake.] Birthday parties, y'know. [He cackles to himself.]

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Showing that off to everybody on this network? That's just crazy.

[It's also seriously cool, and Ryuunosuke's considering whether this is somebody he should fanboy, but the appearance is putting him off a little. Doesn't this guy know that less is more with makeup?]

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[madlikegravity.livejournal.com]

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[croibhristeoir]

[Oh, this was not good. Nope. Not good at all. Now Lancer knew the city had two murderers at the very least--that was what he'd consider a bad sign.]

[The former Servant took off the glasses he wore as a human disguise and glared at the screen with sharp gold eyes.]

What was the purpose of that? They were no threat to you.

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[madlikegravity.livejournal.com]

Had to teach 'em a lesson, didn't I? The world's just too---[Licking his lips]---too dangerous a place to live in. That's what they get for inviting a stranger in.

[Even though they didn't invite him. And he pretty much kicked down the door himself.

Translation: LANCER, WHY U MAD, THO?]

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[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

Aha!

Shortest murder mystery ever!

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[madlikegravity.livejournal.com]

Or it would be. If there was any real mystery to solve.

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[techno-logical.livejournal.com]

[Fantastic. This is... so not good.

So Joker, there's a linefacing redhead on the screen.]

Why did you kill them? They weren't any threat to you.

And nobody knows who brought us here.

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[madlikegravity.livejournal.com]

[Oh. Hello beautiful. The Joker'll take the time to smooth back his hair. Not really helped that much by the bits of frosting still on his fingertips, but. You know. It's the thought that counts.]

Don't you know the first thing about comedy? Hmm? Y-y'see, whenever a... a comedian really nails his set. When he's really got his audience rollin' in the aisles? They say he really killed.

No? [He starts to chuckle.] Nobody knows?

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[royal-painxx.livejournal.com]

What the hell?!

[ She's been on edge since Kaito's murder. Now she thinks he's the killer...maybe or suspicious...that he could be the killer. ] What did that old man do to you?

[ No a fan of pointless killing. ]

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[madlikegravity.livejournal.com]

Didn't laugh at my jokes, for starters.

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ Well, there's very little Saber can tolerate. The death of an innocent couple is way beyond the level of tolerance she has for this man. ]

You.

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[madlikegravity.livejournal.com]

Yes?

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[the-cold-steel.livejournal.com]

...Disgusting.

[Jin doesn't care about much, but at the same time, he won't condone the murder of two people who probably weren't even a threat.]

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[madlikegravity.livejournal.com]

Think so, huh? [He snickers.]

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[genius-idiot.livejournal.com]

[....HOLY SHIT.]

Why would you -- Y-You sick fuck! Those people didn't do anything!

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[madlikegravity.livejournal.com]

Ain't it sad? Huh? Goin' through life at a snail's crawl. Dressin' yourself up in a... in a sweater vest. Staring into your oatmeal and wondering when---hell, if---there's more to life than waiting. Hmm? And not doing anything.

You know what I think. [He gives Kaiji a knowing smirk, clicking his teeth.] If you're gonna lead a long, agonizing, dull life... it's better to go out with a smile. Isn't it?

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[fortuneprince]

[Oh hell no]

What have you done?!

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[madlikegravity.livejournal.com]

Hmm? [His eyes narrow as his voice takes an almost chiding tone to it.] You know, a... a joke's not funny if you have to stop and explain everything.

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[berry-paunch.livejournal.com]

What are you doing?

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[madlikegravity.livejournal.com]

What are you doing?

[So mature.]

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[crownedexorcist]

Wh...Why? Why did you killed them!?

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[madlikegravity.livejournal.com]

Is there some kinda echo on this thing? Huh?

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[best-king.livejournal.com]

[While everyone else is freaking out, Gilgamesh is merely amused by the scene.]

And here I thought they said clowns weren't funny.

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[madlikegravity.livejournal.com]

Glad to see somebody gets it.

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[skaldssong.livejournal.com]

[What. Did. She just see here.

Not someone she wants to verbally speak to, or have know her face, that's for sure.]


Strange. The last two were preformed with secrecy. What's with the sudden spectacle?

[greyerrant.livejournal.com]

[ A craggy face stares out at the Joker on his phone. ]

You will die for that. [ he says, quite bluntly. ]