[video]

[breatheinthefog]

*Kaoru is linefacing as usual, but she clears her throat, looks straight at the screen, and announces...*

I also intend to befriend the entire contact list.

That's all.

(What better way to ring in the new event? To Kaoru, selfish destructive impulses are counterproductive things like making friends, publicly enjoying things, and being nice to everyone. So... yeah.)

Comments

[video]

[thefourzeiswithyou]

Great! The names Gentarou Kisaragi! If you're really up for this, then we'll do it mano-a-ma-- Ah, mano-a-womano!

What's your name?

[video]

[breatheinthefog]

Kiryuu Kaoru.

[video]

[thefourzeiswithyou]

Great!

So, how many friends do you have?

[video]

[breatheinthefog]

I don't know.

[video]

[thefourzeiswithyou]

Whaaaat...!? How can you not know!?

[video]

[breatheinthefog]

Do you know?

[video]

[thefourzeiswithyou]

... No... But how could I? You haven't told me who you're friends with.