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[papermache]

*Do any of you need cheering up? Or, on the other hand, need something to annoy you to push you over the edge because you have no sense of humour? Well, fear not, for the hotel has now been entirely draped in toilet paper while you were all out during the Dark Hour. There is TP hanging off everything. On top of that, there's Silly String lining the front walkway.

Obviously, this is the work of a captive, but nobody's owning up to it.*

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[theycallmesnake]

[So Snake was chilling.

Doing his thing.

Having an obedient Persona and waltzing in.

...Then he sees this shit.

Know what he does? He goes around, ripping up or taking down or shooting the toilet paper. Snake doesn't exactly take pranks well.]

Damn kids.

[papermache]

*Mila was just passing by when she sees him and starts twitching.*

No sense of humour? I think it's hilarious.

[theycallmesnake]

I know it's childish.

[papermache]

Try taking the stick out.

[theycallmesnake]

...The stick?

[papermache]

It's an expression.

[theycallmesnake]

Never heard it before. Try and not leave your waste disposal hanging around someone's living quarters.

[papermache]

Who said I did this?

[theycallmesnake]

I'd say 'the criminal always returns to the scene of the crime', but this ain't a mystery novel.

Let's just chalk it up to a hunch.

[papermache]

Everybody returns here. We live here, Killjoy.

[theycallmesnake]

The name's Snake.

[Not denying the killjoy part.]

[papermache]

And I'm Mila, and you're a killjoy, hence the name.

[just_as_planned]

*Unlikes Snake, David's response to seeing this is to chuckle.*

Well, I guess that's one way to redecorate.

[theycallmesnake]

Don't really care whether you're having fun or not. It's annoying, so I suggest you quit doin' it.

[papermache]

Looks like fun. *shrug*

[papermache]

Assume whatever you want.

[athngabla]

[Congratulations, Lancer. You've witnessed your first TP-ing. What do you have to say about it?]

...Th'hell?

[A flat, monotone query. You can do better than that, guy.]

[just_as_planned]

I can't say I envy the cleanup crew, but at least some people are keeping spirits up right now.

*His sense of humor is so mature, right?*

[theycallmesnake]

Hard to think otherwise when the facts assist in a simple analysis.

[papermache]

TP.

*shrug*

[papermache]

Yeah, this place isn't exactly Happy Fun-Time Land right now, is it?

[papermache]

Whatever.

[athngabla]

I get that.

I don't get why the stuff you wipe your ass with is all over the hotel.

[papermache]

You've never seen something get toilet papered before? Have you at least seen something get egged?

[theycallmesnake]

[All you're getting is an annoyed grunt, Mila, and Snake's back. Isn't he such a people person?]

[athngabla]

Nope. But from the name given I think I can take a guess at what it is.

[papermache]

It's one of the nation's greatest pastimes.

[athngabla]

Throwing eggs at things is a great pastime.

[Someone is unconvinced.]

[papermache]

Throwing eggs at people you don't like.

[athngabla]

Aren't there better things you could do to show 'em you dislike 'em?

[papermache]

Plenty. Breaking into their room to put tacks in their shoes... putting drink mix in the showerhead...

[athngabla]

[Processing... Processing...

...

Yes. He's starting to like the sounds of these pranks.]

Keep goin'. I'm all ears, missy.

[papermache]

There's no end to it, really. You don't even need to hate someone to do something weird to them, but it gives you a lot more options. Ever duct-taped anyone to the wall?

[athngabla]

Only known about the existence of the stuff for a few months. It's strong enough to hold someone like that?

[papermache]

Your world must be deprived.