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[papermache]

*Do any of you need cheering up? Or, on the other hand, need something to annoy you to push you over the edge because you have no sense of humour? Well, fear not, for the hotel has now been entirely draped in toilet paper while you were all out during the Dark Hour. There is TP hanging off everything. On top of that, there's Silly String lining the front walkway.

Obviously, this is the work of a captive, but nobody's owning up to it.*

Comments

[athngabla]

Aren't there better things you could do to show 'em you dislike 'em?

[papermache]

Plenty. Breaking into their room to put tacks in their shoes... putting drink mix in the showerhead...

[athngabla]

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Yes. He's starting to like the sounds of these pranks.]

Keep goin'. I'm all ears, missy.

[papermache]

There's no end to it, really. You don't even need to hate someone to do something weird to them, but it gives you a lot more options. Ever duct-taped anyone to the wall?

[athngabla]

Only known about the existence of the stuff for a few months. It's strong enough to hold someone like that?

[papermache]

Your world must be deprived.