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[ex_cashcow493]

☙VIDEO;

[ The first thing anyone can see with this video is the familiar logo of a certain restaurant right against the camera. With a sigh, it is brushed to the side to show a table covered in wrapped up beanie babies, all of them being the same animal - a frog. At the very edge of the table is a disheartened Saber, dressed in the usual black attire. ]

I do not understand. There is only twelve in this set, so I bought fourty-eight meals for the youthful, and have yet to acquire anything but a frog. [ Flicking one of them over with a sigh, it flies over the recording phone. ]

I just want the lion one... [ Flicking another one over, it smacks the phone and knocks it over onto the ground.

Realizing this, Saber leans down to pick it up, and notices quickly it's on. ]

Good evening. [ Just assuming it is only now starting to record due to being knocked over, she's careful to not let the view of the table come on the camera, holding it closer to her face. ]

Where I come from, men and women came together often in large banquets to celebrate. While we do have very little to celebrate for in this realm, it is this knight's belief that if we come together for a feast under a jovial host that our spirits may lift. Many of us have a great deal of pressure on our shoulders, so I invite everyone on the eve of August 17th to bring their own dish to the private dining room in this hotel. There will be food provided as well, but it may be ... more exciting if you bring something yourself.

[ Narrowing her gaze. ]

For those foolish enough to cause trouble during such an occasion, you will be dealt with swiftly. If you rather wait until after for a proper duel, I will quench your desire. Properly ask and you shall receive.

[ Video end. ]

☙TEXT;

[ But just in case anyone missed that, Saber's willing to send out a mass text to everyone's phones with the details. ]

WHAT: A feast fit for kings.
DATE: August 17, 2011
TIME: 5:00 PM
PLACE: First floor private dining room - Bay View Hotel.
NOTE: Ask for Arthur or Saber if you get lost.

Comments

[ex_cashcow493]

[ OMG WHY WOULD YOU EAT THEM!? SHE WILL SLAY HIM FOR HIS INCOMPETENCE..... ;A; ]

I do. What will you have in return for it?

[how does a drunk king text]

[best-king.livejournal.com]

waitwaits
what about our dueil
contest thingy you promised
and what the hell wh yare you eat those fake
things
ifu you need money
you could justask me

[best-bro.livejournal.com]

a real lion

to eat

[greyerrant.livejournal.com]

Arthur. I have lost commanders before to pride, and I do not wish to repeat the experience. Please, take care of yourself. That is all I ask.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ What in the name of God?? ]

Would you like to do it tomorrow evening? I have no intention of forgetting such a promise, Archer.
I am not eating them. They just come with the meals and I have yet to properly dispose of them.

[ Because a king has no need for plushies... she will keep them all under her sheets. ]

I do not need money. I work hard myself.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ WHY WOULD YOU EAT SUCH A MAJESTIC CREATURE!? ]

They are a rarity I am told.
I would like one very much as a pet.
I was told I could not purchase one in this realm or anywhere.

[best-bro.livejournal.com]

... you want to buy a lion? are you a warrior or not? where is your hunting instinct? go and capture one

[ Next message ]

i wish to fight a lion and show dominance but if a lion will not do roast cow is fine at least i know that is real

[best-king.livejournal.com]

ii don't know
maybe
hey enkidu what are we doing tomorrow
wait he can't hear this can he
damn it stupid tecxtonlogy you should be ablke to speak for meer

and are you sure
enkidu keeps trying to eat this lion toy things
i swearr he si such a childr sometimesc
if youo want one hat babdly i
will get ouy
a realllll one ok

[ex_cashcow493]

If I knew where to find one, I would do such a thing.

[ Well, now he's gone and done it. He's insulted her pride, so now she's going to have to hunt herself a lion. ]

I have plenty of roast cow left over.

[ Really, girl's eaten enough hamburgers today. ]

[best-bro.livejournal.com]

gilagmesh says there is a place called a zoo where a lion lives and you jump into an arena with a lion to fight it one on one

[ Next message ]

gilgamseh says there are beasts from all over the land there i want to fight a bear have you seen a bear before arturia

[ex_cashcow493]

If he is with you, why not ask him instead of typing it?
Honestly Archer I wonder how you survived in Fuyuki City all that time without being able to use these things well.
Regardless, we compete tomorrow evening.

[ Her health isn't up to shape, but he implied she was going to forget her promise. Pride and honor > good health. ]

Trying to eat it?
Have you taken him somewhere to acquire real food?
Or are the two of you drinking yourselves into a stupor?
Wait.
A real what?

[ex_cashcow493]

I have been doing the best I can. I have not gone out and done battle with the Shadows for one night thus far.

[ex_cashcow493]

A zoo? So if I were to capture one, it would be at such a place?

[ Enkidu, what are you doing to Saber's innocent mind? ]

Yes. I have slain bears in the wilderness before.

[best-bro.livejournal.com]

gil is in teh bathroom and my phone is in there too have you eaten a bear what do they taste like

[ Next message ]

arturia do you want these none of these are real

[ex_cashcow493]

Tastes strong. Much stronger than cow.

[ Yes, she wants all of them... ;w; ]

What is your asking price?

[best-king.livejournal.com]

[And now Gilgamesh is scrolling through these texts and cracking up.]

ssaber do you
really like lions that badlyl
why the fuck does he awnt to eat one
oh my godf
ifr i get yoiu one you
have to keep enkierdu away frm ti
he will
really do it
i have seen him eat a whole bocine vefore

image fail on my part, this is what enki sent

[best-bro.livejournal.com]

FWD: RE: to "MINE"


[ Next message ]

oops

[ Next message ]

very well i want a flank of a bear and you can have these i dont want them they are deceitful

[totally_blue]

A feast...?

[ He cant ignore that word.]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Oh my, don't tease her :( She loves lions... ]

I think they are attractive.
Strong and prideful.
A man spoke of raising a cat as their own and I thought it would be a challenge to raise a lion myself.
There is nothing wrong with such a challenge, do you think otherwise?
I would allow no harm to come across any creature or person within my care.
You simply jest about acquiring one for me.

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

Indeed! A feast.

Will you be coming?

[best-king.livejournal.com]


oh come on
i can buy
anything in this world
obtainning sme big cat would
be nothing
they hasdf like a million over in that junglely place
and the zoo
do not forget zoo

Oh I checked the url ;D

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Oh how she longs for them.. ]

A flank of a bear? Very well. I will acquire one.
Where shall we meet?

[ex_cashcow493]

You cannot buy love.

[ JUST TO REMIND YOU AND PROVE YOU WRONG. She read it in one of those magazines at Lancer's store... ]

Saber should check who the message is to from gil's phone

[best-bro.livejournal.com]

how about at your feast arturia

[best-king.livejournal.com]

[laughing again. But this time he'll type it out too. Or attempt it.]

hahrhhwehahahahehahehaha
of course you can buy love
that's all these mongrels do
buying floweors and chocolarwtes for the women they like
like those are even useful items srtjuupid mongerels
ydou could train a lion to
fight shadows mayebr
see itsdf way more useful than roswerls