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[ex_cashcow493]

☙VIDEO;

[ The first thing anyone can see with this video is the familiar logo of a certain restaurant right against the camera. With a sigh, it is brushed to the side to show a table covered in wrapped up beanie babies, all of them being the same animal - a frog. At the very edge of the table is a disheartened Saber, dressed in the usual black attire. ]

I do not understand. There is only twelve in this set, so I bought fourty-eight meals for the youthful, and have yet to acquire anything but a frog. [ Flicking one of them over with a sigh, it flies over the recording phone. ]

I just want the lion one... [ Flicking another one over, it smacks the phone and knocks it over onto the ground.

Realizing this, Saber leans down to pick it up, and notices quickly it's on. ]

Good evening. [ Just assuming it is only now starting to record due to being knocked over, she's careful to not let the view of the table come on the camera, holding it closer to her face. ]

Where I come from, men and women came together often in large banquets to celebrate. While we do have very little to celebrate for in this realm, it is this knight's belief that if we come together for a feast under a jovial host that our spirits may lift. Many of us have a great deal of pressure on our shoulders, so I invite everyone on the eve of August 17th to bring their own dish to the private dining room in this hotel. There will be food provided as well, but it may be ... more exciting if you bring something yourself.

[ Narrowing her gaze. ]

For those foolish enough to cause trouble during such an occasion, you will be dealt with swiftly. If you rather wait until after for a proper duel, I will quench your desire. Properly ask and you shall receive.

[ Video end. ]

☙TEXT;

[ But just in case anyone missed that, Saber's willing to send out a mass text to everyone's phones with the details. ]

WHAT: A feast fit for kings.
DATE: August 17, 2011
TIME: 5:00 PM
PLACE: First floor private dining room - Bay View Hotel.
NOTE: Ask for Arthur or Saber if you get lost.

Comments

[video]

[totally_blue]

I would love to!

I'll also bring something nice.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ For a brief moment she wonders if he's discovered Shirou is here already. Not wanting to risk it, she'll just continue with the texts. ]

Not all women like those things.
Perhaps I could train it to do such.
I do not think I could allow a gift that precious get hurt.
Not that it is up for question.
You simply cannot acquire one.

[best-king.livejournal.com]

oh yeah
i'll get one
no i'll get TWO
so enkidu will shut up

omg I can't brain and figure out what you meaaaan

[ex_cashcow493]

I do not think the other guests will appreciate it but very well.
You have my word.

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

I look forward to seeing you there then.

[ex_cashcow493]

You will NOT permit him to eat one!

[ She'll take them both. ]

[best-king.livejournal.com]

says who
he wants one
he gets one
he's my bro

[NEVER.]

[ex_cashcow493]

I will be disappointed.

[best-king.livejournal.com]

why
you eat meat don't you
i mean the guy has been dead for 5000 years
give him a break

[ex_cashcow493]

If it happens, make sure I hear nothing of it.

[fatestayhome.livejournal.com]

I won't, but even so, you need your rest.

[And he will not cook until she actually rests. ]

[ex_cashcow493]

I have been resting, Shirou. I insist you should not concern yourself with my health. There are greater things to be concerned over.

[greyerrant.livejournal.com]

We shall need you for the next open engagement. Please continue to recover, we have enough warriors here now that you can rest until we find one of those... larger beasts. You remember it, no?

[video]

[magic-tea-party.livejournal.com]

[Why does Maria always ignore everything for something that interests her...]

Lion? Maria likes those too! Has one named Sakutaro! Uu, but he's not here with Maria...

[fatestayhome.livejournal.com]

[...He knows that there are greater things to worry about besides Saber's health, but...]

I know, but even you need a break from fighting them during the Dark Hour, especially with that injury of yours.

[What is getting the point...]

[ex_cashcow493]

Would you rather I fight or a child who cannot defend themselves fight instead?

[ Going there. ]

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Because what is being a kid... ]

You have a lion all of your own? [ That's so...

amazing... ]

[fatestayhome.livejournal.com]

...

That's low.

[ex_cashcow493]

Perhaps you are starting to see it from my view then.

[ex_cashcow493]

Of course I do.

[ That experience was embarrassing. To be saved by Gilgamesh of all people. ]

I could never forget. A mistake that nearly cost me. It has been some time since I have held a mortal body.

[greyerrant.livejournal.com]

That would make two of us, then. Though I doubt you would believe me if I told you the form I previously had, as opposed to this one. In this time it would seem positively monstrous, I would imagine.

[video]

[magic-tea-party.livejournal.com]

[HANG ON JUST ONE SECOND SABER. It looks like she's digging around for something-- Aha! Paper and a crayon. Yes, she is ACTUALLY DRAWING SAKUTARO and then holding her amazing art up to the phone!]

This is what Sakutaro looks like, uu! Maria really misses him! Maybe she will find him here...?

[fatestayhome.livejournal.com]

B-but-

That's-

[Oh man his remaining logic circuit is burning up.]

[ex_cashcow493]

Is there something the matter with how I think, Shirou? Do not forget that above all else, I am a knight. I have sworn oaths that take precedence to everything, including my own well-being. I cannot, in good conscience, rest when children may be killed.

[ Says the girl who looks fourteen herself. :| ]

[fatestayhome.livejournal.com]

Even if you are too injured to function normally?

[Gdit he should be the selfless one here...!]