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[croibhristeoir]

[Diarmuid seems to be in a perpetual state of red-as-a-tomato today. Nothing to see here, nothing embarrassing, PROCEEDING WITH DISTRACTION AND SUBJECT CHANGE]

S-so, er...I've been meaning to ask if anyone here wanted lessons in fighting. It's been s-some time since I last extended the offer, so I thought I would do so again. I c-can teach anyone in the use of a lance, sword, or unarmed combat--

[To someone offscreen:] No, Father, we aren't going to celebrate this and you're blowing it far out of proportion ...No, we're not going to--I-if you would please just let me talk, I would get to that matter shortly.

[Ahem.]

On another note, er...what does it mean when a woman asks you 'what are we'? I really don't know, after a lifetime of women throwing themselves at me I admit I don't understand how to handle this normally. And similarly, h-how...

How does one request that someone move in with them?

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[ex_cashcow493]

A sword?

[ Knights don't pay attention to the personal matters of other knights, so she will leave the latter questions for the ones who will be eager to answer it. Besides, Saber will have to investigate this person that has grown close to Lancer in her absence. His father? He seems the type to just do whatever he wants, so that can't be the person in question. ]

Diarmuid, we must duel with our blades!

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[technologic]

[... April is not gonna laugh or anything. That wouldn't be nice. She's still smiling faintly when she replies.]

If she's asks 'what are we', I'm guessing she's asking about what the relationship you two have is.

And just simply ask 'would you like to move in with me?'.

Oh, and I would like to take you up on your fighting lessons.

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[croibhristeoir]

[Saber.]

[Saber please.]

I-I don't--I'm afraid I don't have either of them with me. And I don't have any worthwhile s-substitutes.

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[croibhristeoir]

I would be happy to teach you, April.


...I'm not sure it's that simple. And I don't know what our relationship is.

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[soulsborderline]

It means you're being wishy-washy and annoying, and she wants to know whether or not you're dating since you've refused to make that clear so far.

[Not speaking from experience at all here, nope.]

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[croibhristeoir]

[Thanks, Asuka. You're such a good pal.]

...What if I don't know if we're dating or not?

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[technologic]

Thank you, Diarmuid!

... Well, how close are you two?

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[soulsborderline]

You're a man, right? Make a decision!

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[ex_cashcow493]

Then we shall acquire--either of them?

[ Was his fighting style with his spears the same as with swords? That's interesting to note. ]

A good sword costs a lot of money, yes?

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[croibhristeoir]

E-er...

[OH GOD WHAT DO I DO A WOMAN MIGHT LIKE ME OF HER OWN FREE WILL]

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[croibhristeoir]

I can acquire some rather quickly but th-they won't really be the quality my original blades were.

[And he actually smiled at that.]

You sound surprised. [ARE YOU IMPRESSED WITH ME SEIBA ARE YOU ARE YOU] I used two short swords as well as two lances.

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[soulsborderline]

What, you're not a man? And here I thought 'Arthur' was the only confusing one.

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[croibhristeoir]

...that is really the question here, now isn't it.

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[croibhristeoir]

You don't need to mock me, I just...I don't know if she'd prefer things one way other another.

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[soulsborderline]

Well, what would you prefer?

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[croibhristeoir]

Whatever makes her happiest, I suppose.

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[soulsborderline]

[Visible headdesk.]

Men are impossible, you know that?

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[croibhristeoir]

What did I say that was wrong?

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ Just going to hide her face by turning the phone away. The apartment she's in seems to be without any power at all judging by how dark it is, not to mention the lack of noise that electronics like a fridge would make. ]

I still wish to duel you.

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[soulsborderline]

Maybe if you can figure that out on your own without having a woman tell you, you'll be able to handle your relationship better.

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[croibhristeoir]

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[croibhristeoir]

I would like that.

[Fighting is the equivalent of flirting to them, anyway.]

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[soulsborderline]

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You know what, this isn't my problem.

*click*

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[croibhristeoir]

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[ex_cashcow493]

When I find a good job, I shall purchase weapons for you as a gift. [ To make up for the other night, of course. ] So do not fret regarding our duel until I bring you these swords.