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[croibhristeoir]

[Diarmuid seems to be in a perpetual state of red-as-a-tomato today. Nothing to see here, nothing embarrassing, PROCEEDING WITH DISTRACTION AND SUBJECT CHANGE]

S-so, er...I've been meaning to ask if anyone here wanted lessons in fighting. It's been s-some time since I last extended the offer, so I thought I would do so again. I c-can teach anyone in the use of a lance, sword, or unarmed combat--

[To someone offscreen:] No, Father, we aren't going to celebrate this and you're blowing it far out of proportion ...No, we're not going to--I-if you would please just let me talk, I would get to that matter shortly.

[Ahem.]

On another note, er...what does it mean when a woman asks you 'what are we'? I really don't know, after a lifetime of women throwing themselves at me I admit I don't understand how to handle this normally. And similarly, h-how...

How does one request that someone move in with them?

Comments

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[soulsborderline]

It means you're being wishy-washy and annoying, and she wants to know whether or not you're dating since you've refused to make that clear so far.

[Not speaking from experience at all here, nope.]

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[croibhristeoir]

[Thanks, Asuka. You're such a good pal.]

...What if I don't know if we're dating or not?

[Video]

[soulsborderline]

You're a man, right? Make a decision!

[Video]

[croibhristeoir]

E-er...

[OH GOD WHAT DO I DO A WOMAN MIGHT LIKE ME OF HER OWN FREE WILL]

[Video]

[soulsborderline]

What, you're not a man? And here I thought 'Arthur' was the only confusing one.

[Video]

[croibhristeoir]

You don't need to mock me, I just...I don't know if she'd prefer things one way other another.

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[soulsborderline]

Well, what would you prefer?

[Video]

[croibhristeoir]

Whatever makes her happiest, I suppose.

[Video]

[soulsborderline]

[Visible headdesk.]

Men are impossible, you know that?

[Video]

[croibhristeoir]

What did I say that was wrong?

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[soulsborderline]

Maybe if you can figure that out on your own without having a woman tell you, you'll be able to handle your relationship better.

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[croibhristeoir]

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[soulsborderline]

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You know what, this isn't my problem.

*click*

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[croibhristeoir]