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[forgivethemtheirpain]

It's my birthday, everyone! ♥ I'm not having a huge party like some people, but if anybody wants to come to the dorms for cake, that would be nice.

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[forgivethemtheirpain]

Everybody here thinks you're creepy and disgusting because you killed half of them, among other things.

[kindofademon]

Only half?

[forgivethemtheirpain]

You probably just looked at the other half in the shower or something else stupid people do.

[kindofademon]

I think that'd be rude to my boyfriend.

[forgivethemtheirpain]

I give up. Just don't invite yourself when people tell you you're banned from things.

[kindofademon]

Awwwwww.

[forgivethemtheirpain]

Don't give me that.

[kindofademon]

Awwwwww.

[forgivethemtheirpain]

I said don't!

[kindofademon]

...

Awwwwwww.

[forgivethemtheirpain]

Go jump in a lake.

[kindofademon]

My shower works fine. And those bubble bath bars that you dissolve under water don't work as well in lakes.

[forgivethemtheirpain]

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[kindofademon]

Huh?

[forgivethemtheirpain]

How many different ways do I have to tell you to go die in a hole?

[kindofademon]

Several.

[forgivethemtheirpain]

Oh, you're impossible!

[kindofademon]

Thanks, I consider that a compliment.

[forgivethemtheirpain]

go away

[kindofademon]

Why should I?

[forgivethemtheirpain]

Because I can't stand you!

[kindofademon]

Since when has that been a reason?

[forgivethemtheirpain]

How about forever?

[kindofademon]

News to me.

[forgivethemtheirpain]

Just because you don't care.