[Video]

[scorpiospider]

[As the video came on, there was a flash of red and a thump] Damn, missed. [Another flash of red, then Vriska picked up the phone, looking at it with a grumpy face] You know, you turn on and start recording me at the dumbest of times. [She grumbled, throwing something with her other hand. Something that made a splut and a screech of tires and made her grin] Ha! Direct hit. Hey, let's play a game. You find me, you can make me stop. But I bet you can't fiiiiiiiind me!

Comments

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

It'd be easier if you weren't.

So what do you think you are? Huh?

[Action]

[unknownrival]

[Considering.]

I'm yours.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

[Okay, that made her stop. And blush.]

Sounds like some stupid redrom shit. Like you pity me fondly or something.

[Action]

[unknownrival]

Sorry, I guess that means I shouldn't do it again.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

You keep doing that and I'll think you want me as your matesprit instead. Or whatever the human equivalent is.

[Action]

[unknownrival]

You're a little young for that. Try me again in five years, at least.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

So- so you would?

[So off balance. So completely off balance]

[Action]

[unknownrival]

[Nod.]

If we're still around that long? I promise.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

[She's just going to stare. Then, in a quieter voice]

What's it called?

[Action]

[unknownrival]

Boyfriend and girlfriend.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

Sounds stupid. I like matesprit more.

That's what you want? Really?

[Action]

[unknownrival]

If that's all right with you.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

[In response, she kissed him hard and wild]

[Action]

[unknownrival]

[Meep! Oh my god I'm being kissed in public!

Yeah, this face.]

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

[She broke the kiss, grinning madly] You're kinda dumb, you know that?

[Action]

[unknownrival]

Y-yes, I know that.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

I want whatever this is. If that means being your girlfriend, then... Yes! Of course, dummy!

[Action]

[unknownrival]

Alright, then it's a promise.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

You break it and I'll break your legs.

[Action]

[unknownrival]

I would deserve it, frankly.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

I think I'll be okay if you eat off my plate today.

[Action]

[unknownrival]

[Well, he is paying for it.]

Thank you.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

You- you know, I do find you pitiable. I really do fondly pity you as well as... have auspitice feelings.

[Action]

[unknownrival]

[So that means, in human terms-]

Th-that means more to me than I know how to say, Vriska.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

Why five years? I mean, we're not in Alternia. We don't need to fill buckets.