http://fatestayhome.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] fatestayhome.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] tvk2011-09-06 10:59 pm
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ITP: awkward

[Voice, Fail Filter to everyone, Morning]
Hey, uh... Issei.

[Oh hey, its Shirou, and he definitely sounds quite awkward today. I wonder why.]

Uh, looks like the washing machine kind of... broke down this morning, and I haven't really got the time to fix it yet.

So.

Uh.

Can I borrow your underwear?

[The feed cuts out after that since apparently Shirou noticed too late.]
croibhristeoir: (don't know how much more I can take)

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[personal profile] croibhristeoir 2011-09-06 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[he's a Lancer, you're damn right it was.]

Incidentally, you and I need to talk.

[You made someone's shit list, Shirou.]
croibhristeoir: (don't know how much more I can take)

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[personal profile] croibhristeoir 2011-09-06 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I want you to tell me why Saber has seemed so distressed since your arrival here.

[You hear that undercurrent of 'WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?', Shirou?]
croibhristeoir: (could feel her insecurity)

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[personal profile] croibhristeoir 2011-09-06 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
About what?

[The funny thing about this Lancer? Even when he's annoyed, he's totally calm. Which may arguably be worse than outright anger.]
croibhristeoir: (you take a hit now)

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[personal profile] croibhristeoir 2011-09-06 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Of course not, he's Shirou.]

...Go on.

['Tread carefully' was left unsaid.]
croibhristeoir: (didn't I my dear)

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[personal profile] croibhristeoir 2011-09-06 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You're being deliberately vague, don't you think? I'd like to know what incident you speak of.
croibhristeoir: (before i let you get away)

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[personal profile] croibhristeoir 2011-09-06 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh. That one.]

And am I to assume you got the wrong impression as several others did?
croibhristeoir: (with me on the devil's dance floor)

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[personal profile] croibhristeoir 2011-09-06 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[Nope, still perfectly calm. Though his voice might have had the slightest edge to it as he spoke.]

Tell me, how could you assume such a thing? I can hardly blame her for being upset, as you seem to have chosen to rely on another's words rather than believe in the honor of your own Servant.

[Slightly hit a nerve? Maybe just a little.]

I knew you were reckless in combat, but I had no idea you were so thoughtless outside of it as well.
croibhristeoir: (could feel her insecurity)

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[personal profile] croibhristeoir 2011-09-07 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yes?

[We're waiting, Shirou.]
croibhristeoir: (don't know how much more I can take)

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[personal profile] croibhristeoir 2011-09-07 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
What.

You think it normal to distrust your Servant--more than that, to distrust one of the most noble and honorable knights I have ever been fortunate enough to face in combat? How can you look at her and call yourself her Master?
croibhristeoir: (rate yourself and rake yourself)

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[personal profile] croibhristeoir 2011-09-07 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
...Good. That's a better answer than I'd hoped for, honestly. At least I can respect someone admitting their mistake.
croibhristeoir: (didn't I my dear)

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[personal profile] croibhristeoir 2011-09-07 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
Otherwise, I might have felt it necessary to correct you myself.

But fine, as long as you realize that was a ridiculous thing to assume then I suppose we don't really have a problem here.