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[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

[Issei looks... tired, mostly.]

Does anyone here work as a therapist? I imagine if none of us have taken that position, then none of the locals will be able to provide advice on 'I was a normal high school student, and in the space of a month I've fought for my life, awakened a spirit from my mind to help keep my best friend from being stupid, and ended up as Alexander the Great's vassal by accident' without assuming that I'm completely insane.

I'm not saying that I'm not completely insane. I just would prefer if it wasn't assumed.

Help me, someone. Just someone, please understand why it's difficult to go from a life where my most troublesome task is getting the student council to do their work to this.

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[lol-waver.livejournal.com]

Issei! What is this 'therapy'?

[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

Therapy is when a trained professional talks to you about what's troubling you and gives advice, and even when they don't give advice, you feel better after having spoken about your issues.

[lol-waver.livejournal.com]

What?! You need not worry about such trivial things! I will listen to anything you have to say!

[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

...Well. If you really will. I suppose - I don't know how suited I am for this particular task?

[croibhristeoir]

...Alexander the Great.

[Riderrrrrr.]

[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

That would be the one. Or someone professing to be him.

[croibhristeoir]

[Goddammit. Lancer really was the only one that gave a flying fuck about secrecy.]

You don't say. That's...different.

[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

This is completely beyond what I've expected to have to do someday, much less when I haven't even graduated high school yet. I don't know how to deal with this at all.

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[skaldssong.livejournal.com]

Therapist... that's what they call, "person who sits and listens to what you have to say, then provides advice, suggestions, or at the very least an outlet to vent" nowadays, right?

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[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what they call them.

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[skaldssong.livejournal.com]

Well, I can't say I'm "legally certified" [And yes, she does preform the air-quotes] for it here, but that sorta thing was what I did quite a lot of back home. Wasn't too bad at it either, if I can say so myself.

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[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

Would it be all right if I called upon your services?

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[rookieforever.livejournal.com]

Just an FYI kid, professional psychiatry's a load of crap. They're all basically drug dealers.

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[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

I still believe in the value of getting someone to talk to. Normally I would just have my brother listen to me, but that's impossible.

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[rookieforever.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm sure there's someone around here bored enough to just do that.

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[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

Out of goodwill, of course.

[genius-idiot.livejournal.com]

Alexander the Great? Seriously?

[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

Seriously.

[genius-idiot.livejournal.com]

Alexander the Great is here, and yet they pulled a guy like me here. I don't get it.

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[berry-paunch.livejournal.com]

...Alexander the Great?

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[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

Big. Very big. And red-haired. And loud. Met him?

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[berry-paunch.livejournal.com]

Nope.

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[ex_cashcow493]

All you need to do is ask, Issei, and I shall assist you. What will you have me do?

[ Homegirl is all ready to do battle. ]

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[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

Err. Just listening to me will be fine.

[Therapy doesn't need armor and swords most of the time.]

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[ex_cashcow493]

Then you have my full and undivided attention. Speak.