First Lecture -- Audio

[profcharisma.livejournal.com]

This is Zelretch's fault, I'm certain of it.

My name is Lord El-Melloi II, and I would appreciate it if someone would inform me of where the hell I am right now.  And don't tell me 'in America', because I already gathered that.  I'm looking for information that's a little more specific.

[The voice that comes over the phone was calm and coolly confident; the voice of a man who has grown used to being listen to and obeyed, with undertones of 'it's been a very long day and it's only going to get longer' and 'this is shit only I would have to deal with'.  It is the tone of a patient man, but of one who it patient not because he has some kind of predisposition towards being long-suffering, but simply because it is the only manner of preserving his sanity.  It also doesn't sound like this is the first time he'd shown up in a strange new place before.]

[Shit always happens to him.  He has long since accepted this fact, but that didn't mean that he had to like it.]

I am a very busy man, and I can already tell that I'm going to be wasting more time that I can afford to getting back to where I need to be.  I swear to God, if my research gets set back because of this...

[Priorities, clearly he has them.]

Comments

[audio]

[profcharisma.livejournal.com]

...That is still remarkably unhelpful.

[Y u p still no idea where the hell he is.]

[Video]

[protects-soccer.livejournal.com]

...I'm not actually sure where exactly we are either...

[audio]

[profcharisma.livejournal.com]

Then I'm not the only person who's been sent here against my will.

[video]

[protects-soccer.livejournal.com]

I think everyone was brought here without being asked. No one knows why they're being brought here either. I like this place though, so I'm okay with it!