http://profcharisma.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] profcharisma.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] tvk2011-09-27 12:26 am
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First Lecture -- Audio

This is Zelretch's fault, I'm certain of it.

My name is Lord El-Melloi II, and I would appreciate it if someone would inform me of where the hell I am right now.  And don't tell me 'in America', because I already gathered that.  I'm looking for information that's a little more specific.

[The voice that comes over the phone was calm and coolly confident; the voice of a man who has grown used to being listen to and obeyed, with undertones of 'it's been a very long day and it's only going to get longer' and 'this is shit only I would have to deal with'.  It is the tone of a patient man, but of one who it patient not because he has some kind of predisposition towards being long-suffering, but simply because it is the only manner of preserving his sanity.  It also doesn't sound like this is the first time he'd shown up in a strange new place before.]

[Shit always happens to him.  He has long since accepted this fact, but that didn't mean that he had to like it.]

I am a very busy man, and I can already tell that I'm going to be wasting more time that I can afford to getting back to where I need to be.  I swear to God, if my research gets set back because of this...

[Priorities, clearly he has them.]
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croibhristeoir: (not as brave as you were at the start)

[personal profile] croibhristeoir 2011-09-27 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
...If you think you can believe more completely insane and illogical things, then yes.
croibhristeoir: (rate yourself and rake yourself)

[personal profile] croibhristeoir 2011-09-27 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
There's one hour every night in which the streets become overrun with monsters of an unknown origin, and those of us brought here have to summon things called Personas to fight them.

[Deadpan.]

[identity profile] profcharisma.livejournal.com 2011-09-27 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
...Well, I have to admit, that's a new one.

[And here he had thought that he'd heard and seen it all.]
croibhristeoir: (steady but i'm starting to shake)

[personal profile] croibhristeoir 2011-09-27 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
At least you're taking it well.

[identity profile] profcharisma.livejournal.com 2011-09-27 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's just say that I've had practice.

[s-sob what is his life]

[why is it full of crazy shit and Zelretch]
croibhristeoir: (rate yourself and rake yourself)

[personal profile] croibhristeoir 2011-09-27 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
At this rate, I'd believe it.

[NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY IN NASUVERSE.]
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