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[j3gus.livejournal.com]

i need someone to give me the low down
a little explanation as to why i got robbed and kidnapped
and why i have a phone full of contacts
access to this really shitty looking a/v chat
im a hungry mind yearning for knowledge
undulating in wait for a savage assault on my tender think pan
but as much as i want out of this retarded looking shithole
i dont think i quite have the cash for it
so along with my unquestionably insatiable desire for throbbing enlightenment
i may need one of you weirdos to lend me like 500 bucks
alright peace
ps: thanks for not raping me

Comments

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[j3gus.livejournal.com]

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[gaveupfeeling.livejournal.com]

Normally that's a minimum goal.

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[j3gus.livejournal.com]

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[gaveupfeeling.livejournal.com]

No.

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[j3gus.livejournal.com]

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[gaveupfeeling.livejournal.com]

Do you have any further questions?

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[j3gus.livejournal.com]

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[gaveupfeeling.livejournal.com]

I will give you no amount of money.

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[j3gus.livejournal.com]

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[gaveupfeeling.livejournal.com]

Good.

[This was an exercise in futility.]