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[j3gus.livejournal.com]

i need someone to give me the low down
a little explanation as to why i got robbed and kidnapped
and why i have a phone full of contacts
access to this really shitty looking a/v chat
im a hungry mind yearning for knowledge
undulating in wait for a savage assault on my tender think pan
but as much as i want out of this retarded looking shithole
i dont think i quite have the cash for it
so along with my unquestionably insatiable desire for throbbing enlightenment
i may need one of you weirdos to lend me like 500 bucks
alright peace
ps: thanks for not raping me

Comments

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[witchless.livejournal.com]

Alright.

What's your name?

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[j3gus.livejournal.com]

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[witchless.livejournal.com]

Homura.

Human.

Prospero.

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[j3gus.livejournal.com]

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[witchless.livejournal.com]

Ho-moo-rah.

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[j3gus.livejournal.com]

[Dave suppresses the childish urge to make a cow pun. CHECK.]


[He fails at something else.]

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[witchless.livejournal.com]

It's Homura.

About four months.

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[j3gus.livejournal.com]

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[witchless.livejournal.com]

There's a summer school program.

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[j3gus.livejournal.com]

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[witchless.livejournal.com]

There's s store called Felix's Finds.

I found my weapons there.

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[j3gus.livejournal.com]

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[witchless.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.

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[j3gus.livejournal.com]

[This is a classic Dave mistake. Telling someone too much.]

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[witchless.livejournal.com]

... I haven't seen any vikings at that time. [Though, that might just be this guy's Persona.]

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[j3gus.livejournal.com]

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[witchless.livejournal.com]

I don't have reason to.

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[j3gus.livejournal.com]

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[witchless.livejournal.com]

I'm no therapist.

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[j3gus.livejournal.com]

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[witchless.livejournal.com]

Fine. I don't have a reason to.

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[j3gus.livejournal.com]

ok so
enough dancing i guess
do the weapons work on the monsters
or is it just the power of friendship
because i might be fucked if its the latter

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[witchless.livejournal.com]

The weapons do work. [she should know, she was relegated to just grenades for a while.]

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[j3gus.livejournal.com]

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[witchless.livejournal.com]

I've fought them.