http://yournewoverlord.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] yournewoverlord.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] tvk2011-10-09 01:32 am
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[Times are troubled, sure, but that's no reason not to go on a lovely stroll through the park. Is... is that a homeless child sleeping on that bench? In broad daylight? Fortunately he's short and skinny enough to use his enormous scarf as a blanket. Won't really help him if he gets murdered, though. It's really a crying shame, this economy.

He sleepily mumbles something about exploding pudding and begins to stir.]


[Later; also action but not as public]

[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK on the door of Room 1313 of Bay View Hotel!]

I'm sick of playing hobo, dammit! Let me in right now! I order you!
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[identity profile] yournewoverlord.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[So begins an argument with the potential to last forever.]


Leave it to a human creep to make hare-brained judgments based on appearances! Do you even realize you're talking to an Overlord?

[identity profile] toomanypetals.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh boy, another one. /adds to the list]

An overlord? Of who? Kid hobos?

[Snark snark snark.]

[identity profile] yournewoverlord.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, so just because I haven't technically had a home for the past month or two I'm automatically a hobo?

[...Forget he asked that.]

[identity profile] toomanypetals.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
...Yeah, that's grounds for being a hobo. The night monsters are gonna murder you, kid.

[He might have meant that literally...]

[identity profile] yournewoverlord.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
The risk might have occurred to me. I'm completely on top of the situation.

[One of these statements is a lie.]

[identity profile] toomanypetals.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Tch. So you're a foreigner then. Just get a room at the hotel.

[He sees you.]

[identity profile] yournewoverlord.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
I already have one, but my worthless vassals won't let me in.

[identity profile] toomanypetals.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Get another one.

[Shrug.]

[identity profile] yournewoverlord.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
And let them win? Like hell!

[identity profile] toomanypetals.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Just get a better one and show 'em you don't need 'em.

[Hmph.]

[identity profile] yournewoverlord.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[But he does need th--ABORTING THOUGHT that is the worst thought.]

Hmph! I don't feel like it!
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