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itp: Modern Era awkward.

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Well met, Prospero.

[Oh hey its Berserker! He seemed to be in a talking mood today...]

I have a question directed to all of you.

...

[There seemed to be silence as he tried to find a wording for his current predicament that is not awkward.]

...What are hamburgers?

[Welp.]

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A popular meat-based food.

It is just meat between two pieces of bread.

[He wonders how anyone can like it in this age.]

It may also have cheese and tomatoes.

As I am well aware of.

[Those cheeseburgers they're selling does look kinda plain...]

What reason is there for this question?

Mere curiosity, I suppose.

I don't have much to say about them.

Very well then.

[And with that, he's moving to hang that thing up.]

[ HI MY NAME IS KING ARTHUR AND I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION. ]

A delicious delicacy that is found commonly in this realm.

[ As solemn as can be. ]

Ah, really?

[Well that got his curiosity a bit pinged.]

[ There's not a trace that this is her favorite meal. Nope. ]

Yes.

Why do you ask?

I happened to find myself working in one such place that sells them.

Do you now?

[ A hint of longing. It surely isn't because she's speaking with a knight of her's. ]

Hm.

[There's a nod.

...Saber might...

also notice that Berserker's wearing the mascot costume for that joint.]

Samhain has long since passed, my knight. Why do you continue to wear such vestments?

...

The store owner willed me to do so.

And you do so without ire?

He promised that it will only take a few nights before they could find a replacement.

Um, it's a kind of American food. You can pretty much find it all over this island.

...Hm, so I surmised.

[There's another silence before.]

What is your name, young lad?

Yeah, it's pretty popular. That, 'n pizza.

Um, I'm Kaiji.

...You may address me as Berserker.

[Even if his own identity being truly known doesn't matter to him, some part inside of him still wished to upheld to his duty as a Servant, which led him to introducing himself as Berserker.]

"Berserker"? If ya say so.

[....]

It's meat sandwiched together by two buns.

[...]

Thank you for the information.

[Isn't this awkward...]

It's uh. Pretty unhealthy. If you ask me.

[Very awkward...]

...Hm.

[A sound of agreement could be heard coming from him.

Talking was not really a thing he is fond of, considering his class as a Berserker back home.]

Have ya tasted one before?

[BOTHER BOTHER.]

Disgusting, grease filled wastes of otherwise perfectly good food. Perfect for a worm like you.

[Who let this guy in... :|]

...

[There's some silence at the other end, before he responded with a sigh.]

And of what business does a king like you wants with me?

[ SHRUG. ]

I'm bored. Simple as that.

So much thing to do, and you're bored of them already.

[It is not a question.

Its a statement.]

I've already done all that is worthy of my time in this place. What do you expect?

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