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[estantiga.livejournal.com]

SHINJIII!

[The view on everyone's screen today would be a pair of ocean blue eyes with a scar dividing them--uncomfortably close to the screen.]

Ooooi, where are you, useless fool? And what's this thing, did you leave me with your terminal? [She pulled back enough to reveal a scarred face and pink hair, seeming as if she was examining the phone without being aware it was recording.]

This isn't where we're supposed to go after we're deleted, is it? If it is, you better be around here--my pockets are as empty as your head right now! If you still want my guns shooting straight, you had best be able to pay me well.

What kind of place is this, anyway? I didn't think the Moon Cell had anything to it but the school and the Arena. You better answer me before I get impatient, Matou Shinji!

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[estantiga.livejournal.com]

Aww, aren't you cute? Don't you have anything better to do than harass newcomers, little boy?

[best-king.livejournal.com]

And miss the opportunity to annoy an old hag? I'd be kicking myself all the way back to Sumer if I did.

[estantiga.livejournal.com]

Old hag? Oh, you're a bold little fool. I'd like to see you say that to my guns.

[best-king.livejournal.com]

Is that a challenge?

[estantiga.livejournal.com]

If you're not such a coward as to run from it, then yes.

[best-king.livejournal.com]

As if the King of Heroes would ever back down from a challenge. Even if I doubt you're worthy of my time. At least you'll kill a couple of minutes of boredom.

[estantiga.livejournal.com]

Bring your wallet so I can get something useful off your corpse.

[best-king.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see how it is. Not only are you an old hag, you're a thief as well. No wonder you hang around the Matou brat.

But if you think I would ever allow you to lay a single wrinkly finger on any of my treasures, you might as well kill yourself and save me the trouble.

[estantiga.livejournal.com]

Pirate, actually.

And you're the King of Heroes? You, Gilgamesh of the inexhaustible treasury? What a disappointment, I was hoping such a legend would be more than a worthless sack of excrement with a mouth.

[best-king.livejournal.com]

I might have actually took that as an insult, if it had come from someone of status and notoriety. But a pirate, really? A filthy old hag with unrealistic goals, just what this city needs.

[estantiga.livejournal.com]

So are you going to come find me, or just blow hot air through this terminal like a coward?

[best-king.livejournal.com]

And why would I do that? You could just as easily look for me. Aren't you dirty pirates supposed to be good at the whole tracking thing?

[estantiga.livejournal.com]

Because if you leave it up to me, then you haven't the luxury of deciding when my gun finds its way to your head.

[best-king.livejournal.com]

If you think you can actually accomplish such a task, I more than welcome it. Just don't come crying to me when you find your toys broken.

[estantiga.livejournal.com]

And don't expect me to return whatever riches you might have on you. They're as good as mine now.

[best-king.livejournal.com]

And if I carry nothing of value with me?

[ You know, besides his clothes and briefcase of babylon... ]