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☠01☠ Video/Action
[ Accidental Video ]
[ You would figure by now, somebody would notice how easy it was to accidentally set these phones off and make them start recording and maybe, you know, fix them. Because it's happened again. But this time it's not some secret affair or helpless person experiencing shadows for the first time. What you see unfolding on the screen looks like a teenager trying to pick a fight with kids a little younger than himself. Wow, what? That hardly seems fair! ]
The hell do you punks think you're doing? Get out of here! Scram!
[ ...Yet amazingly, all it took was a few swings and punches at the air to scare the kids away. Of course, doing so reveals another child curled up on the ground, hugging a plush bunny to her chest. Of course, the big and scary teenager makes his way over to her, but with a much different aura about him this time. He actually kneels down to her level and gives her head a pat. ]
You okay, kid? ...Damn it, they really did a number on him, didn't they? Here, lemme see him.
[ Yes, he just whipped out some thread and a needle. And he is totally sewing the bunny back up like nobody's business. Obviously he must be a pro at this. Eventually he's done and hands it back to the kid who gives her thanks and scampers off. ]
Geez, kids can be so cruel. Ain't fair, being ganged up on like that. Now where did I put-- shit!
[ Yeah, he may have just realized the phone someone got knocked out of his pocket and is totally recording everything. Panic mode is go!]
Shit, shit, shit! How do you stop this thi--
[ Oh, looks like he finally got it! Click. Of course, it's not like that's going to keep anyone from calling him back or anything. ]
[ Action ]
[ Later on, you might find Kanji wandering about the city. Doesn't look like he's actually doing anything in particular, but if you hadn't seen his earlier accidental video, he might look like the type that's looking for trouble. I mean, those piercings and that scar don't exactly give the best first impressions. Feel like bothering him? ]
[ You would figure by now, somebody would notice how easy it was to accidentally set these phones off and make them start recording and maybe, you know, fix them. Because it's happened again. But this time it's not some secret affair or helpless person experiencing shadows for the first time. What you see unfolding on the screen looks like a teenager trying to pick a fight with kids a little younger than himself. Wow, what? That hardly seems fair! ]
The hell do you punks think you're doing? Get out of here! Scram!
[ ...Yet amazingly, all it took was a few swings and punches at the air to scare the kids away. Of course, doing so reveals another child curled up on the ground, hugging a plush bunny to her chest. Of course, the big and scary teenager makes his way over to her, but with a much different aura about him this time. He actually kneels down to her level and gives her head a pat. ]
You okay, kid? ...Damn it, they really did a number on him, didn't they? Here, lemme see him.
[ Yes, he just whipped out some thread and a needle. And he is totally sewing the bunny back up like nobody's business. Obviously he must be a pro at this. Eventually he's done and hands it back to the kid who gives her thanks and scampers off. ]
Geez, kids can be so cruel. Ain't fair, being ganged up on like that. Now where did I put-- shit!
[ Yeah, he may have just realized the phone someone got knocked out of his pocket and is totally recording everything. Panic mode is go!]
Shit, shit, shit! How do you stop this thi--
[ Oh, looks like he finally got it! Click. Of course, it's not like that's going to keep anyone from calling him back or anything. ]
[ Action ]
[ Later on, you might find Kanji wandering about the city. Doesn't look like he's actually doing anything in particular, but if you hadn't seen his earlier accidental video, he might look like the type that's looking for trouble. I mean, those piercings and that scar don't exactly give the best first impressions. Feel like bothering him? ]
[Action]
[Action]
...I didn't wish to believe it either, not even when my own eyes were the messengers.
[Action]
You sayin' you actually saw them? Maybe you were just drunk.
[ Because all lawyers drink, right? ]
[Action]
OBJECTION! It would be foolish to waste money on alcohol when one has only just found oneself in an unknown place and cut off from one's bank accounts. Furthermore, it is equally foolish to impair one's judgment when one intends to observe something! Additionally, the restaurant I visited that evening via a gift card doesn't even serve that form of beverage; you can verify that for yourself if you want evidence, and obtain testimony from the employees in the process.
[Action]
O-okay, I get it. Don't get your cravat all up in a bunch. I'll believe you. For now.
[Action]
Given the apparent absurdity of the claims in question, I don't expect you to take me or anyone else at our word. Observe what happens at midnight for yourself.
[Action]
[ That'll totally show that pompous jerk. ]
[Action]
If you wish to discuss the matter further after doing so, the name "Miles Edgeworth" should be sufficient to allow you to track me down once more.