1st Popsicle - Chill out. [video/text]

[popsicleswords.livejournal.com]

[the video feed clicks on to a girl with blue hair curiously staring in, really close up to the camera]

How do ya work this thingie, anyway...?

[incoming text spam as she mashes buttons trying to figure out how it works, even though the video feed has already been on for quite some time.]

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[She steps away, triumphantly, feeling the sweet taste of victory. Even though she has no clue what she did.]

Aha! Knew I could figure it out!
...So, why am I here, exactly? I can't be protecting everyone when I'm... wherever I am.

Comments

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

No.

[popsicleswords.livejournal.com]

Suppose if I said I was the strongest in Gensokyo! Then that would tell you who I am!

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

No.

[popsicleswords.livejournal.com]

Suppose if I said I was Cirno, the Strongest in Gensokyo. Would that tell you who I am?

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

Are you Cirno? You're not just pretending to be her because you're from somewhere else, are you?

[popsicleswords.livejournal.com]

You mean you know Cirno- I mean me?!

I don't remember you! I remember everyone I've helped!

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

I just wanted to make sure you weren't some imposter trying to swagger into town acting like you're someone cooler than you actually are.

I haven't heard of you though.

[popsicleswords.livejournal.com]

There's imposters of me?!

Where are they? I'll beat them to a pulp! Turn them into English beef!

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

Hehe, that's the spirit. There's a lot of strong people here though, you think you can handle it?

[popsicleswords.livejournal.com]

You mean...they're all impersonating me?

[there's the obvious shock on her face, she didn't know she had so many people wanting to be her]

Of course I can handle it! They don't call me the strongest for nothin'!

[Huff.]

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

The strongest in Geosokywhatever. Don't think you'll have that easy a time getting that tile here.

[popsicleswords.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Well, don't think it will be easy for you either!

Because you'll have to beat me for it!

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

Heh, it may not be today, but that day will come.

I may have to train for years, but I'll reclaim the title from you!

[popsicleswords.livejournal.com]

I don't even know how many years it would take for you to reclaim the title because I can't count that high! But there's a lot of them!

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

Well when it happens you'll wish that you had more time to prepare for your eventual defeat!