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[It's daytime, the day after the last message they sent out. However, the way she's carrying herself is totally different from the last message. With bright eyes and a smiling face, she addresses the camera, sitting underneath a tree and strumming her harp.]

Excuse me, but I was unable to find any real information about my situation last night, and all of those who I asked about it this morning looked at me most strangely! Now that you are no longer in peril of your own, I assume, would anyone be willing to assist me?

My name is Eater. I go by Eater the Minstrel, and am a traveling bard looking for stories of heroes to retell and wonderful gentlemen to, err, retell stories of. However, this land is most unlike any I've visited before!

...and please forgive me if I spoke to you last night. I was a bit rude, wasn't I? I beg your pardon.

[Feel free to have seen Eater's last post or even continue replying to it.]

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[...he saw you bashing shit with a harp, woman(?).]

Er...if you're looking for heroes, I'm sure you'll find plenty here.

Really? Oh my, that is exciting!

[nope, not sure what to make of you at all.]

I suppose one could say so, yes.

Oh, now I'm torn. I want to ask more of these men of noble character, but I really should find out where I am first, shouldn't I?

You're in a city called Prospero, somewhere in America.

Truly unknown lands I've never even heard of.

Many people haven't. It seems we all come here from different time periods and even completely separate worlds.

That's wonderful! It seems I'll never be short of material, with so many heroes and our own adventure!

[Really excited!]

No, I suppose you won't.

Before we go any further, may I ask the name of the wonderful gentleman who has helped me so far? After all, I have given you mine.

Oh, I apologize, that must have slipped my mind.

Diarmuid Ua Duibhne, first knight of the Fianna. It's a pleasure to meet you.

The pleasure is all mine, good sir knight~! Now, if I may please ask. Whence am I to find my lodgings?

There's a hotel in the city that offers that much free of charge--strange as it is, no one's questioned it too much.

How fortuitous, and yet most mysterious.

And, those creatures I encountered in the night. Are those a constant?

Unfortunately, though they only appear for an hour each night.

That's good, too. I dislike roughness.

. . .

[but. what.]

Did you not engage one with little more than a harp last night?

Oh! I apologize, I always forget that I need to explain these things. If you had replied to him, I would have said something about it much sooner.

'I have two personalities' is the simplest way of putting my situation. He comes out at night and is much more fond of violence than I, the female personality, am.

. . .

[...WHAT]

O-oh. I'm sorry, I hadn't...realized?

[WHAT DO I MAKE OF THIS CRAZY]

Please don't apologize! The error is solely mine for not explaining and I would hate to see an ounce of shame come upon that beautiful face!

[Oh goddamn a woman(?!) is complimenting me what do I do. The fuck is that. The fuck is this. The fuck are you.]

Y-you flatter me, really.

I speak pure truth, good sir.

Then I suppose I thank you for it.

Think nothing of it.

[Blink. Head-tilt. Well, she said she was Eater. Looked like Eater. Sounded mostly like Eater. Had a harp.]

[But the matter of the entire demeanor changing so much was... somewhat interesting to behold. Ah well, she'd roll with it.]

Erm, I wouldn't call it rude per-say. A bit blunt, maybe.

[A pause.]

You'll find plenty of stories around here, at any rate.

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