First tale

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[ACCIDENTAL AUDIO >>> ACCIDENTAL VIDEO.]

[Okay, he found the device, and then what? He pushed random buttons, until the audio function is on yet he barely noticed.]

Okay, this thing is pretty weird. Which button should I--

[That's when he turned the function into that of a video. Should you see him, he's totally cloaked with his green-hood over his face. NOPE, NOT SUSPICIOUS. This is just how a Robin Hood rolls, always wary. So wary that villagers gives no fuck herp-a-derp. But hey, a thief gotta be sneaky, y'know?]

Hello? Hey? Hey!? What am I supposed to do with you, damn thing!?

[This is what you get when you are summoned from a virtual box; miscommunication, lack of knowledge about modern technologies, blahblahblah.]

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[windsofdaytime.livejournal.com]

Why are you bothering with it?

video.

[willdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

[Oh hey, Hakuno knows that voice. At first, she's kind of (unsure) about talking to him, since... you know... he kind of shot an arrow at her and she almost died from the poison on it. Y e a h.

But then she sees him fumbling around with the cell phone...

....

....

SIGH. Isn't the Moon Cell supposed to infuse this sort of knowledge into Servant's brains? Actually, couldn't he have figured things out by watching Dan use the terminal? Then again, he liked wandering off on his own, so... This is too painful to watch. Fine, okay. She spares him the pain of dealing with the interface by placing an outgoing video call.]

... Archer, take your hood off. [You look like a rapist and Dan will roll in his grave if you get arrested.]

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[AKJSLAALKSJA Whose voice might that be!? Mild surprise, Kaoru.]

Who's there!?

video.

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[WTF Hakuno. Way to ruin all my awesome ninja skill. Alas, hi familiar face. He's going to push 'replying-video-button-or-something' button and put his hood off since you are not up for some hide-and-seek things.]

...Well, that was so awkward of me.

[windsofdaytime.livejournal.com]

Kiryuu Kaoru. This machine is simple. I had no trouble figuring it out.

*Let's just ignore the aimless staring at the device that she did for the first fifteen minutes.*

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

Machine? This thing? [Oh well, maybe it works like Terminal that his grumpy Master used?

Click click click and he's figuring things... a bit.]

Ah, I see how this thing work now.

[windsofdaytime.livejournal.com]

Yes. Pointless, but probably necessary. *She turns the video on herself and shrugs. Have a thirteen-year-old girl linefacing at the camera. A very creepy-looking thirteen-year-old girl.*

You don't know where we are either. *Is that a question?*

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[>mfw I don't listen to all of yo' blabbering.]

Yeah, and then I'm going to ask you and you answer me and then I got a clear answer. What's new?

[grumpy archer is grumpy.]

[windsofdaytime.livejournal.com]

*>her face all the time*

I don't know. I just appeared here. I feel different. It's strange.

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[Le sigh.]

Way to be helpful, little girl.

[windsofdaytime.livejournal.com]

You asked. I answered.

video.

[willdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

[Well, I admit that you did lose a rank in the Coolness stat.

But hey, she'll be nice and not bruise his ego even further by saying that thought out loud.]

Just got here?

video.

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[Screw you gurl, I'm putting a paralyzing trap later in your places.]

Should you really ask the obvious?

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

Not with the answer I'm expecting.

[phoenix-temple.livejournal.com]

You seem to have gotten the hang of it.

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[Yippie someone who's kind enough to respond politely! His lips form a small smile when he got the replying-mode on.]

Ah, it seems so.

video.

[willdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

[No, don't! D: She can't have awesome girl-on-girl cuddling with Saber if she can't move her limbs!

also wow rude. It takes all of her willpower to not tell him, Should you really be a giant ass when I'm trying to help?]

... Just wondered if I needed to give the short explanation or the long one.

[You should know how she likes to refrain from talking a lot. She's about 3/4 as quiet as Dan. Which is to say, she's usually pretty damn quiet.]

First off, this is Prospero Island, in the United States. As you probably already figured out, we're out of the SE.RA.PH's control and we're not clumps of data anymore.

[phoenix-temple.livejournal.com]

[Look up polite in the dictionary, you get a picture of Fuu.]

I had some trouble with it at first, as well. It's much different from anything I have at home.

[Darn you, 1994 and your bulky cell phones.]

video.

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[> Archer class
> Not an asshat
> wat

Also, he might refrain from putting a trap. Man, some yuri shits. He's not going to miss 'em.



...ABSORBING INFORMATION...

...30%...
...70%...
...100%!

Except your explanation is not clear enough.]

Oh? Then I'm not a Servant anymore?

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[Look up Robin Hood in the dictionary, and... you won't get a picture of him sob.]

Must be nice to be at least knowing about these things already.

[In my era, we use pigeons to communicate welp.]

video.

[willdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

[SHE'S JUST GOING BIT BY BIT... Baby steps, man. She thinks he's not gonna get it if she infodumps. Either that or he'll get bored halfway through and run off like a ninny. Hakuno nods at his question.]

You're a normal human. Former Servants and Masters seem to be a pretty popular choice for the island to pull, actually.

[phoenix-temple.livejournal.com]

[Pigeons, you say-- I mean. They're probably more reliable than any cell phone Fuu's ever seen.]

It is. I at least understood what it was after... a few moments. But at least you were able to get it to work!

video.

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[He call BS! Robin Hood does not run off! Not until he stole something from rich person and gives it to the poor yadda yadda. Nonetheless, the first question he had in mind at the word 'Master'...]

Gramps here?

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

Thanks, but that was an unnecessary emphasizing, my lady.

A question, if I may?

video.

[willdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

[Unfortunately, Hakuno shakes her head.

No, but I kinda wish he was, now that you're here to cause trouble.

Plus, Dan was a pretty cool guy and she wouldn't have minded his company. Then again, he's probably partying it out with his wife in the afterlife.]

... The only people from our world besides you and me are Gawain, Shinji's Rider and my Saber.