First tale

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[ACCIDENTAL AUDIO >>> ACCIDENTAL VIDEO.]

[Okay, he found the device, and then what? He pushed random buttons, until the audio function is on yet he barely noticed.]

Okay, this thing is pretty weird. Which button should I--

[That's when he turned the function into that of a video. Should you see him, he's totally cloaked with his green-hood over his face. NOPE, NOT SUSPICIOUS. This is just how a Robin Hood rolls, always wary. So wary that villagers gives no fuck herp-a-derp. But hey, a thief gotta be sneaky, y'know?]

Hello? Hey? Hey!? What am I supposed to do with you, damn thing!?

[This is what you get when you are summoned from a virtual box; miscommunication, lack of knowledge about modern technologies, blahblahblah.]

Comments

[windsofdaytime.livejournal.com]

Why are you bothering with it?

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[AKJSLAALKSJA Whose voice might that be!? Mild surprise, Kaoru.]

Who's there!?

[windsofdaytime.livejournal.com]

Kiryuu Kaoru. This machine is simple. I had no trouble figuring it out.

*Let's just ignore the aimless staring at the device that she did for the first fifteen minutes.*

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

Machine? This thing? [Oh well, maybe it works like Terminal that his grumpy Master used?

Click click click and he's figuring things... a bit.]

Ah, I see how this thing work now.

[windsofdaytime.livejournal.com]

Yes. Pointless, but probably necessary. *She turns the video on herself and shrugs. Have a thirteen-year-old girl linefacing at the camera. A very creepy-looking thirteen-year-old girl.*

You don't know where we are either. *Is that a question?*

video.

[willdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

[Oh hey, Hakuno knows that voice. At first, she's kind of (unsure) about talking to him, since... you know... he kind of shot an arrow at her and she almost died from the poison on it. Y e a h.

But then she sees him fumbling around with the cell phone...

....

....

SIGH. Isn't the Moon Cell supposed to infuse this sort of knowledge into Servant's brains? Actually, couldn't he have figured things out by watching Dan use the terminal? Then again, he liked wandering off on his own, so... This is too painful to watch. Fine, okay. She spares him the pain of dealing with the interface by placing an outgoing video call.]

... Archer, take your hood off. [You look like a rapist and Dan will roll in his grave if you get arrested.]

video.

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[WTF Hakuno. Way to ruin all my awesome ninja skill. Alas, hi familiar face. He's going to push 'replying-video-button-or-something' button and put his hood off since you are not up for some hide-and-seek things.]

...Well, that was so awkward of me.

video.

[willdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

[Well, I admit that you did lose a rank in the Coolness stat.

But hey, she'll be nice and not bruise his ego even further by saying that thought out loud.]

Just got here?

video.

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[Screw you gurl, I'm putting a paralyzing trap later in your places.]

Should you really ask the obvious?

video.

[willdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

[No, don't! D: She can't have awesome girl-on-girl cuddling with Saber if she can't move her limbs!

also wow rude. It takes all of her willpower to not tell him, Should you really be a giant ass when I'm trying to help?]

... Just wondered if I needed to give the short explanation or the long one.

[You should know how she likes to refrain from talking a lot. She's about 3/4 as quiet as Dan. Which is to say, she's usually pretty damn quiet.]

First off, this is Prospero Island, in the United States. As you probably already figured out, we're out of the SE.RA.PH's control and we're not clumps of data anymore.

[phoenix-temple.livejournal.com]

You seem to have gotten the hang of it.

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[Yippie someone who's kind enough to respond politely! His lips form a small smile when he got the replying-mode on.]

Ah, it seems so.

[phoenix-temple.livejournal.com]

[Look up polite in the dictionary, you get a picture of Fuu.]

I had some trouble with it at first, as well. It's much different from anything I have at home.

[Darn you, 1994 and your bulky cell phones.]

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[Look up Robin Hood in the dictionary, and... you won't get a picture of him sob.]

Must be nice to be at least knowing about these things already.

[In my era, we use pigeons to communicate welp.]

[phoenix-temple.livejournal.com]

[Pigeons, you say-- I mean. They're probably more reliable than any cell phone Fuu's ever seen.]

It is. I at least understood what it was after... a few moments. But at least you were able to get it to work!

[Video]

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

Good sir, there is no call to be rude. If you merely calm down a moment, someone will surely answer your questions.

[Video]

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[For this one, no revealing of his hood. Also grumpy tone, because you're asking for it.]

Thank you for stating the obvious.

[Video]

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

[How mysterious!]

I myself am a relative newcomer, but I am at least versed in the location of proper lodgings as well as the nature of the enemies here to fight.

[Video]

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[I am the bone of my mysteriousness.]

Enemies? Do share.

[Video]

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

Every night for one hour, monstrous creatures known as Shadows appear from the darkness. They attack us on sight and have no goals besides our destruction! ...Or at least that's what we know so far. I've not been here for more than a few nights, but some have been here for up to half a year and they appear every night without fail.

[ audio ]

[rocker]

[ TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL. But okay, this guy's not one to judge immediately, so.. ]

I do not think getting angry with it is going to get you anywhere, if I am allowed to be honest.

[ audio ]

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[Robin Hood was never suspicious! All the hood, all the stealth... I DARE YOU TO SAY WHAT PART OF HIM IS SUSPICIOUS.]

Jeez, what's with people and their anger-management service? Last I remember, I never even visited the place. [Nonetheless, he's stopping the assault on the little phone, because he's kinda figured things.]

[ audio ]

[rocker]

[ TRUE NOBLE SERVANTS COVER NOTHING, OKAY. (This is why David is partially bare-chested, obviously.) ]

I think people are merely suggesting the better option for you. After all, using it to gain information would pay off more than shouting at it.

[ audio ]

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[WHAT IS NOBLE I STOLE THEM.]

[A sigh.] ...Well, 'suppose this my loss. Thanks, buddy.

[Being civil to unknown person sounds like an idea.]

[ audio ]

[rocker]

You are welcome. [ is he actually taking it seriously or not it's a mystery with his pokerface.. ]

So, have you already acquired some information about this place so far?