First tale

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[ACCIDENTAL AUDIO >>> ACCIDENTAL VIDEO.]

[Okay, he found the device, and then what? He pushed random buttons, until the audio function is on yet he barely noticed.]

Okay, this thing is pretty weird. Which button should I--

[That's when he turned the function into that of a video. Should you see him, he's totally cloaked with his green-hood over his face. NOPE, NOT SUSPICIOUS. This is just how a Robin Hood rolls, always wary. So wary that villagers gives no fuck herp-a-derp. But hey, a thief gotta be sneaky, y'know?]

Hello? Hey? Hey!? What am I supposed to do with you, damn thing!?

[This is what you get when you are summoned from a virtual box; miscommunication, lack of knowledge about modern technologies, blahblahblah.]

Comments

[Video]

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

It does work, it just has no elegance to it. I suppose I would take it up myself in the day if there were fighting in the day-

I'm doing that 'using first person pronouns for essentially two different people' thing again, aren't I? Oh dear.

[Video]

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[He should be surprised, but really he's not. Already got too many surprise from this place. Still curious, though.]

Two different people?

[Video]

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

Two personalities. You're speaking to the female personality that comes out in the day - the male one at night is a little cruder than me and tends to default to smashing opponents with our harp even when we did have our magic.

I've tried talking to him about it, but he really just likes to employ brute force. And he leaves me with the hangover when he goes drinking! He's really an insufferable other half.

[Video]

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[Now how is that even possible-- Oh wait, she said that she can do magic, so it's natural.]

Heh, good luck on that. Anything else you could inform me?

[Video]

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

Have you seen the Bayview Hotel?

[She describes it briefly, but I don't want to be wrong on color or anything so insert description here.]

Lodgings there are free for us for whatever reason. It's a safe place during the night.

[Video]

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

Hotel?

[What is this hotel you're talking about? Inn?]

[Video]

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

An inn.

[Luckily their time periods are somewhat similar, despite being from different worlds completely.]

[Video]

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

Ah, inn. I see.

Although I take we are able to camp outside, am I right?

[Video]

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

You could if you wanted to, but there's indoor plumbing...

[Video]

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[Plumbing. Pfft. As if he gives a fuck. WE MERRY MEN PLAY IN THE RIVER.]

You have my thanks for all the information, little lady.

[Video]

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

May I have the honor of seeing your face, mysterious one?

[Video]

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[...Well, what now? Keep hiding, or...

...Guess he had no choice. He shifted a bit and showed his face, exactly like in the icon.]

Like anything you see?

[Video]

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

Oh my~ I believe I do.

[Video]

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[Yeah sure, covering it back again. And that be the case.]

Your name in return, if you would be as kind as me?

[Video]

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

Eater. Eater the Minstrel is what I'm called.

[Video]

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

[Eater 'the Minstrel'... Something like people would name at his age.]

Archer. Pleasure's all mine.

[a.k.a. Do you have anything more to share? If not, he's going to quit the transmission.]

[Video]

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, the pleasure is mine, I'm sure!

[Handsome man spotted. The target is in her sights.]

[Video]

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

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Nope.wmv

Transmission off.]