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tvk2011-12-20 11:55 am
croibhristeoir) wrote in tvk2011-12-20 11:55 am
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[If you know Diarmuid at all--at all, he's been careful not to leave anyone out--then today you will find a box on your doorstep. The size may be different depending on what's inside (as is normal with boxes), but there will be a box all the same. Each appears very simple and tied with a dark green ribbon.]
[For Arturia: A pendant and a small lion, with a note simply reading To Arturia, the knight to whom I swear loyalty and the friend to whom I give my absolute trust.]
[The other dude calling himself Lancer gets a scarf and a bottle of whiskey with no note attached because Diarmuid couldn't figure out what on earth to write without embarrassing himself.]
[Issei gets a box with an outfit inside, the attached note saying I apologize if it's inaccurate at all, that's the best I could come up with.]
[To Devola, a shiny new instrument, the accompanying note reading I think all of us could use a little more music in our lives. It is my fond hope that your skill never goes unappreciated.]
[V/V gets a locket, because it kind of seemed like her thing.]
[Grainne: a pair of roses and a note simply stating Tá mo chroí istigh ionat.]
[Fionn, against all Diarmuid's better judgment? A simple sword he fully expects to get hit with at some point.]
[If you're not on that list but know this guy all the same? Fear not! For upon your doorstep is a box filled with cookies!]
[Feel free to call or visit later on; he'll just be in his hotel room feeling quite pleased with himself for accomplishing all this.]
[For Arturia: A pendant and a small lion, with a note simply reading To Arturia, the knight to whom I swear loyalty and the friend to whom I give my absolute trust.]
[The other dude calling himself Lancer gets a scarf and a bottle of whiskey with no note attached because Diarmuid couldn't figure out what on earth to write without embarrassing himself.]
[Issei gets a box with an outfit inside, the attached note saying I apologize if it's inaccurate at all, that's the best I could come up with.]
[To Devola, a shiny new instrument, the accompanying note reading I think all of us could use a little more music in our lives. It is my fond hope that your skill never goes unappreciated.]
[V/V gets a locket, because it kind of seemed like her thing.]
[Grainne: a pair of roses and a note simply stating Tá mo chroí istigh ionat.]
[Fionn, against all Diarmuid's better judgment? A simple sword he fully expects to get hit with at some point.]
[If you're not on that list but know this guy all the same? Fear not! For upon your doorstep is a box filled with cookies!]
[Feel free to call or visit later on; he'll just be in his hotel room feeling quite pleased with himself for accomplishing all this.]
[Text]
Is there something specific you want?
perhaps a Fluttershy plushie?
[Text; YOU OWE ME A NEW SCREEN THIS ONE HAS COFFEE ON IT NOW]
No, that's really not necessary; I have more or less everything I could need
What on earth is a Fluttershy?
[Text; I AM HAPPY TO PLEASE] + Photo
[Text; SUKI I'M IN TEARS]
...What.[Text; CANNOT BREATHE SOBBING]
You...
do not know what this is from...?
[Text; WHAT IS THIS I DO NOT EVEN]
It's nothing I can claim to have ever seen before.[Text; MLP:FiM MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BRONY IS]
... Do you happen to know how to use a computer?
[Text; I AM 2,025 YEARS OLD AND WHAT IS THIS]
Not in the slightest.[Text; YOUR FAVORITE PONY DIARMUID YOUR FAVORITE PONY...]
Click this. (http://youtu.be/atRP7CgokDo)
Watch it.
And tell me if you like what you see.
[Text; fluttershy is totally his spirit animal okay]
Neah.
What in the name of every possible god and goddess in every possible faith am I watching.
[Text; and then second two kicks in and it's like his shadow all over again]
Do not judge it until you have watched the whole thing.
[Text; /exactly/.]
I truly don't understand humans these days.[Text; ENJOY THAT PLUSHIE DIARMUID...]
You will be thanking me in a few hours, Diarmuid.
Trust me.