truthsnomiracle: Edgeworth grits his teeth and rubs his temple in irritation. (Is logic truly this rare?)
Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] truthsnomiracle) wrote in [community profile] tvk2011-12-22 09:57 pm
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03: [Video, and I apologize for him]

[Hello, Prospero! This is a very disapproving and irritated Edgeworth with a display shelf full of various polearms behind him.]

In light of the results of a certain recent expedition, the general quality of the armaments I've observed among those who favor those that aren't firearms, and the length of the case thus far, I've been forced to conclude that either your collective observational skills could be reproduced by someone wearing headphones and a blindfold or your collective problem-solving skills are on par with those of cartoon villains.

As it seems that I must do your work for you, I spent today seeking out an arms dealer. As it only took me this long to discover this "Felix's Finds" which serves as the closest thing available, I would imagine that it would take someone unused to investigation roughly a week. Given that the kidnappings began in late June and no small number of us contend with murderous beings of an improbable nature on a regular basis, that the existence of this collector's shop isn't common knowledge begs explanation -- even should that explanation prove to further undermine my faith in humanity.

I unfortunately feel it necessary to clarify that he cannot afford to be open about his efforts to cater to our needs, and that his understanding of the situation is limited at best. As such, discretion is necessary in our dealings with him.

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[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
I knew all that. There was no need to be rude about it.

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[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
I took training from a skilled instructor before I thought of bringing a sword into am actually dangerous situation. A novice can do more damage than an expert, usually to themselves or to people they didn't mean to hurt.

I was under no illusion that I could have stopped the expedition. On short notice, the best I could do was come with them to limit the damage done. They know how to use baseball bats and metal pipes and won't kill themselves with them. It was good enough for the time being, and they'll seek out better weaponry now that they've seen its need.

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[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Most of the people in my part of the expedition were children - I was hoping they would never have to pick up a weapon.

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[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
...I don't know. That is a failing in my argument.

I am not skilled enough to be an instructor in anything other than hand-to-hand, and that is not an appropriate method of combat here. If appropriate teachers can be found for their use, I'll make sure that better weapons are readily available.

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[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'll bring it up with my own teacher.

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[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know why so many of them were brought here lately. Children, I mean.

[Video] No worries.

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
The motivation to trap any of us here is twisted in the first place.

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[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly. Any reasonable goal could be accomplished without that.

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[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-12-24 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
I don't like how little we know about what we're up against, even as we learn more about how things work here.

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[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-12-24 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
What have you found so far?

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[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-12-27 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I see. There's no way that level of obstruction is coincidental.
Edited 2011-12-27 21:51 (UTC)

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[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
If there's any part I can play in this endeavor, please let me know what I can do to help your strategy.