truthsnomiracle: Edgeworth grits his teeth and rubs his temple in irritation. (Is logic truly this rare?)
Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] truthsnomiracle) wrote in [community profile] tvk2011-12-22 09:57 pm
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03: [Video, and I apologize for him]

[Hello, Prospero! This is a very disapproving and irritated Edgeworth with a display shelf full of various polearms behind him.]

In light of the results of a certain recent expedition, the general quality of the armaments I've observed among those who favor those that aren't firearms, and the length of the case thus far, I've been forced to conclude that either your collective observational skills could be reproduced by someone wearing headphones and a blindfold or your collective problem-solving skills are on par with those of cartoon villains.

As it seems that I must do your work for you, I spent today seeking out an arms dealer. As it only took me this long to discover this "Felix's Finds" which serves as the closest thing available, I would imagine that it would take someone unused to investigation roughly a week. Given that the kidnappings began in late June and no small number of us contend with murderous beings of an improbable nature on a regular basis, that the existence of this collector's shop isn't common knowledge begs explanation -- even should that explanation prove to further undermine my faith in humanity.

I unfortunately feel it necessary to clarify that he cannot afford to be open about his efforts to cater to our needs, and that his understanding of the situation is limited at best. As such, discretion is necessary in our dealings with him.

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[identity profile] go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com 2011-12-31 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
But isn't using them a lot the best way to understand them more?

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[identity profile] go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com 2012-01-02 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
That's why we all need to make friends with each other and learn about everyone's Personas! And investigate that tower more! I bet there's all kinds of secret stuff in there to discover!

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[identity profile] go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com 2012-01-02 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
What's wrong with making friends?

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[identity profile] go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com 2012-01-05 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think it's really that hard to trust people.

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[identity profile] go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com 2012-01-08 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
When is it ever a bad idea to make friends with someone?

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[identity profile] go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com 2012-01-08 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't think of why anyone I know would want to do something like that.

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[identity profile] go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com 2012-01-08 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
What about you? Should I trust you?

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[identity profile] go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com 2012-01-08 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
But how do I know if you're lying to me right now? Because if you're lying to me, then that means I should trust everyone, which means I should trust you right now, which means I should believe you when you tell me not to trust anyone, so I shouldn't trust you after all, which means...

[Yeah, this could go in circles forever.]

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[identity profile] go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com 2012-01-09 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't get it. Why would two villages like that exist in the first place?

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[identity profile] go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com 2012-01-09 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
But who would even make laws like that? It's really weird if you think about it!

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