Kamae : Hasso

[monohoshizao]

[ACTION / SOMEWHAT-ACCIDENTAL-VIDEO]

[Ladies and Gentlemen!

This is Assassin, the Japanese one.

This is Assassin, not giving a single fuck about the recent religion post.

This is Assassin, not so jobless.

This is Assassin, working as a part-timer just because he's bored as hell.

This is Assassin, driving a pedobear sushi truck.

This is Assassin, in every red lights and every stops possible, accelerates through like a boss. watch your step Lancer, you might die from a random and sudden ramming due to a relatively low luck. ts;dr, 'Mad Driver' is the word you're looking for.

This play whenever he's in your sight, buddy. Louder, of course. Bonus point if you're actually interested in buying sushis, cue instant braking. WORRY NOT GUYS, KOJIRO GOT ALL OF THIS UNDER HIS CONTROL!! ...Except for the unpredictable accident, obviously.




Now where's my temple gate?]

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[action] ASSABROOOOO

[nosecondstrike]

[ Crossing streets, a wild traffic cone of murder appears.

Though that song catches his interest. ]

[action] FFFFFFYEAH HE'S HOBO NO MORE

[monohoshizao]

[WHY ISN'T IT THE BEST BRO EVER!? For this one, Kojiro pulled the brake.

Yeah, that means the song is stopping as of now.]

Fancy meeting you here.

[action] WHAT IS THIS MADNESS. WHERE IS MY HOBO BROOOOOOOO

[nosecondstrike]

[ MY BRO, HE KNEW IT WAS YOUUUUU. Li Shuwen smiles a bit. ]

Hahaha. Such a surprise indeed, my friend! Were you in a hurry?

[action] SORRY BUT HE CANNOT LIVE WITH JUST CUP RAMEN NOOOOOOOOWW

[monohoshizao]

[Yeah, he's going to park the truck somewhere on the side, and getting out of the vehicle to greet the BEST BRO.]

Not quite. Just taking a stroll. [a.k.a. Driving like some GTA shits, man.]

[action] IT'S ALRIGHT, HE CAN RELATE TO IIIIIITTTTT

[nosecondstrike]

[ being a BRO has its benefits!! ]

I see, I see. [ his bro plays real GTA so well.. ] Your riding skills are quite impressive.

[action] DAMN SO LATEEEE

[monohoshizao]

[This just in. Kojiro's riding skill is EX rank.]

Please, you're going to make me blush.

[action] IT'S NEVER LATE FOR ASSABRO TAGS

[nosecondstrike]

[ It's beyond EX rank. ]

Hahaha. I speak with the truth, though I hope I'm not delaying you in your work, Kojiro.

[action] ASSABRO IS THE BEST BRO EVER MAN

[monohoshizao]

Worry not, Li Shuwen. My work is not something I rush. [Read: Taking this work so he could drives LIKE AN ASSASSIN.] You want a try of the sushi?

[action] ASSABRO'S BONDING IS THE BEST

[nosecondstrike]

[ KILL ALL THE PEOPLE meme.jpg here. ]

Oh, I would be honored if possible.

[action] THE BEST THAT EVER WAS

[monohoshizao]

But of course. Which one is your liking?

[Kojiro will now give his bro the menu. Everything is on like Donkey Kong when it comes to assabros.]

[action] SO AWESOME THAT PROSPERO CANNOT HANDLE IT

[nosecondstrike]

The Nigirizushi has picked up my interest.

[ After checking that menu. And I swear I almost chocked in my drink imaging that. ]

[action] WE DEFINITELY NEED TO EVOLVE FROM ASSAHOBO TO SOMETHING ELSE

[monohoshizao]

It shall be done.

[Horrendous, isn't it?

Yeah, after some processing here and there... There! A plate of Nigirizushi!]

[action] THE QUESTION IS EVOLVE IN TO *WHAT*?

[nosecondstrike]

[ Still best thing ever. And badass. ]

It does look splendid. [ trying it right now. ] Amazing! It is really good, Kojiro. Let's share it so the pleasure will be greater.

[action] I DUNNO MAN, MAIDS? ASSAMAIDS?

[monohoshizao]

I'll take your compliment to the fullest, Li Shuwen. [...] Ah, no, that's not necessary.

[action] NEXT JOB, WORKING IN A RESTAURANT AS ASSAWAITRESS!!!

[nosecondstrike]

Hahaha. Is that so? Then I will make sure to invite you to try my homeland's best dishes then.

[action] THAT'S JUST HIDEOUS BRO

[monohoshizao]

Hoo~ That interest me. To be honest, I've tried different kind of ramens, and the Chinese one was top notch.

[action] CLEARLY OUR NEXT POST MUST BE ABOUT THEM CHECKING THE JOBS

[nosecondstrike]

Splendid! I know one of the places here that the food is good and the service is great.

[action] DON'T GIVE ME WEIRD IDEAS NOW

[monohoshizao]

Hoo. That interest me. We should have a step inside that place then.

[action] LET'S DO IT!!!

[nosecondstrike]

You are my guest, Kojiro. Speak now when do you have free time after your job and I shall lead the way.

[action] WHAT DO PROSPERO HAVE IN FUTURE FOR ASSAJOBS

[monohoshizao]

There's always right now.

[action] BEST JOINT POST EVER

[nosecondstrike]

Oh, that much is true. If you are free of your duties, then I will lead the way.

[action] YOU MEAN BEST POST EVER?

[monohoshizao]

Be my guest.

[action] CLEARLY. WE MUST PLOT THIS OVER AIM

[nosecondstrike]

Let us go then.

[ And leading the way like a boss. ]