Kamae : Hasso

[monohoshizao]

[ACTION / SOMEWHAT-ACCIDENTAL-VIDEO]

[Ladies and Gentlemen!

This is Assassin, the Japanese one.

This is Assassin, not giving a single fuck about the recent religion post.

This is Assassin, not so jobless.

This is Assassin, working as a part-timer just because he's bored as hell.

This is Assassin, driving a pedobear sushi truck.

This is Assassin, in every red lights and every stops possible, accelerates through like a boss. watch your step Lancer, you might die from a random and sudden ramming due to a relatively low luck. ts;dr, 'Mad Driver' is the word you're looking for.

This play whenever he's in your sight, buddy. Louder, of course. Bonus point if you're actually interested in buying sushis, cue instant braking. WORRY NOT GUYS, KOJIRO GOT ALL OF THIS UNDER HIS CONTROL!! ...Except for the unpredictable accident, obviously.




Now where's my temple gate?]

Comments

action; i am sobbing irl also this is a placeholder i am sorry

[ex_cashcow493]

[ BY THE LIGHT, FOOD CAN BE *DELIVERED* TO YOU? SIGN SABER UP.

Does Assassin want to make a lot of money?

He might consider stopping when Saber peeks her head out of the book store. ]

action; no problemo~

[monohoshizao]

[Hey a familiar face! He's going to stop now.

Stop.

Like right now.

Like... I lied and he does not stop, only waving his hand from the window, because Kojiro kinda forget where's the brake.]

action;

[ex_cashcow493]

[ But why... why is the food going away now?? ]

Um.. excuse me!!

action;

[monohoshizao]

[What is that call!? Oh-- Saber! Cue dramatic insta-brake PSHAAAWWWW.]

Ah, Saber. Are you, by any chance, calling for me?

[Action]

[crownedexorcist]

[Food, you say?

This would be Allen, watching the trunk with worry (YOU MIGHT CRASH), amusement and interest.]

[Action]

[monohoshizao]

[OMG THERE'S A PERSON IN FRONT OF KOJIRO.

VROOM VROOM.

...Nope, Allen. He's not stopping. Because HE'S IN THE COOLEST DRIVER'S HIGH. A ram might be sufficient?]

[Action]

[crownedexorcist]

[oh shit

GETTING THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY]

[action]

[caliberill]

[Why does he suddenly have a bad feeling about crossing the street at this intersection?

OH WELL.]

[action]

[monohoshizao]

[GOOD QUESTION, BRO.

Because there's one (1) Sushi Truck accelerating.]

[action]

[caliberill]

Huh? [Looking over his shoulder and...] Oh-- crap!

[Breaking into a run, he rolls to try and get to the sidewalk. Does he make it?!]

[action] ASSABROOOOO

[nosecondstrike]

[ Crossing streets, a wild traffic cone of murder appears.

Though that song catches his interest. ]

[action] FFFFFFYEAH HE'S HOBO NO MORE

[monohoshizao]

[WHY ISN'T IT THE BEST BRO EVER!? For this one, Kojiro pulled the brake.

Yeah, that means the song is stopping as of now.]

Fancy meeting you here.

[action] WHAT IS THIS MADNESS. WHERE IS MY HOBO BROOOOOOOO

[nosecondstrike]

[ MY BRO, HE KNEW IT WAS YOUUUUU. Li Shuwen smiles a bit. ]

Hahaha. Such a surprise indeed, my friend! Were you in a hurry?

[doudemoe]

[Conflict.

Minato likes food.

Minato...does not like crazy drivers.

What does Minato value more? Sushi? Or his Life?

...

...

...

...

...

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1. Sushi
2. Life]

[monohoshizao]

[Nothing's free in this world, Minato. NOW CHOOSE EITHER!

...

...

...

While you're thinking, the truck may have already passing through, though.]

[doudemoe]

[And just when he got up the nerve to ask for sushi too.]

Um...hey?

[action]

[hellburner]

[How did she attach a rope to your bumper?]

[Why is she holding on to it while skateboarding at top speed?]

[Because she's motherfucking Rider.]

[action]

[monohoshizao]

[Okay, Kojiro noticed something weird, like... the truck's getting tad heavier.

...Oh.






Damn son, that's awesome. Kojiro will step on the gas deeper. VROOOOOOOOOM VROOOOOOOOOM. Let's see how far we can create chaos, Rider.]

[action]

[hellburner]

[HEEEEEEEEEEEEELL YEAAAAAAAAAAH]

[genius_idiot]

[HOLY CRAP WHERE DID THAT CAR COME FROM?! Better look out Assassin, or you're going to run down this humble pizza delivery man on his bike, who is pedaling desperately to get out of the way.

[monohoshizao]

[MY DEAR PIZZA BOY KAIJI. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW FAST MY VEHICLE IS. Assassin's still steering on the max speed, although using a bike, you might dodge it just in time!

Ttly not sorry, btw.]

[genius_idiot]

[Kaiji dodges out of the way just in the nick of time! But you're getting something thrown at your car now, Assassin. Kaiji grabs the lid of a nearby trash can and whips it at the truck.]

Get off the road, maniac!

action.

[oneinamillion]

[That--um...

...

...

...yeah he's got nothing. Just have a confused Lion staring at that rampaging sushi truck from the sidewalk. But oh sushi sounds a little appetizing and it's been a while since he's eaten...How exactly does one stop that thing?]

action.

[monohoshizao]

[Try to think any wise move, Lion. Because Kojiro's going to pass by any second now.]

action.

[oneinamillion]

Ah...um!

E-excuse me!

[Holds up an arm to try and hail the sushi truck before it passes! Why is it going so fast, really?]