Kamae : Hasso

[monohoshizao]

[ACTION / SOMEWHAT-ACCIDENTAL-VIDEO]

[Ladies and Gentlemen!

This is Assassin, the Japanese one.

This is Assassin, not giving a single fuck about the recent religion post.

This is Assassin, not so jobless.

This is Assassin, working as a part-timer just because he's bored as hell.

This is Assassin, driving a pedobear sushi truck.

This is Assassin, in every red lights and every stops possible, accelerates through like a boss. watch your step Lancer, you might die from a random and sudden ramming due to a relatively low luck. ts;dr, 'Mad Driver' is the word you're looking for.

This play whenever he's in your sight, buddy. Louder, of course. Bonus point if you're actually interested in buying sushis, cue instant braking. WORRY NOT GUYS, KOJIRO GOT ALL OF THIS UNDER HIS CONTROL!! ...Except for the unpredictable accident, obviously.




Now where's my temple gate?]

Comments

action.

[oneinamillion]

[...oh. That was easy.]

Yes, please. I'm afraid I don't have much money on me at the moment, so the least expensive will do.

[Oh, he only has pocket change. It seems he's left his wallet at home!]

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[monohoshizao]

Least expensive...? [Well damn, he did not really pay any attention to the prices in general.]

How about you choose from this menu? [And here he gives Lion the menu] I'll give you your choice, for free.

[inb4 his boss goes on rampage.]

action.

[oneinamillion]

Would you really? Ah...let's see.

[Glances at the menu. Oh god so many choices.]

Futomaki, then, please.

action.

[monohoshizao]

Futomaki it is.

[BRB SUSHI-ING.

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There! A plate of hopefully delicious Futomaki is all yours, Lion!]

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[oneinamillion]

[O-oh food...Lion takes the plate with a nod and...well, it looks like futomaki. It looks edible so that's a good thing! He tries some and it is delicious! He smiles in approval.]

Outstanding. Thank you very much!

action.

[monohoshizao]

Your compliment is very appreciated, madame. [Because your gender, man. It's pretty ambiguous.]

action.

[oneinamillion]

[Delicious sushi is delicious Lion will definitely come back for more sometime and--wait, madame? He pauses mid-bite, then smiles in amusement.]

And it's well deserved. You're welcome.