ｉｖ． ⚔ ｔｅｘｔ；

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

[ Everyone will receive a text message that contains the following: ]

are you a lady?
are you interested in a long time commitment?
do you want to make the world a better place?

THEN JUST CLICK HERE!!!

[ True to her word, she has officially created a 'social networking website' devoted to getting another Archer a wife. There's too much free time and way too many resources available at her fingertips. Public libraries, bored teenagers during winter break, crazy ads on the television in her hotel room - all of these things factor into the horror that is this website. She's forgotten the most important thing of all though.

How to get in contact with the stud. A shame, ladies. ]

Comments

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[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

That is something.

[Polite, of course.]

[Text]

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

This child and I worked hard on this masterpiece.

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[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

Have you received any takers?

[Text]

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

They will come with time.

[Text]

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

It would not do to be impatient, I agree.

[Text]

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

Right. Children take time to have.

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[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

It's wonderful that he's looking to raise a family.

[Text]

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

Yes it truly is.

I gave him my word I would help. I saw this on the magical crystal square within my room and thought it would be the easiest way to reach out to the thousands of women unloved.

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[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

How many wives does he intend to have?

[Text]

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

I intend to fetch him a fair amount.

[Text]

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I might like to meet him in person.

[Text]

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

[ OH A POTENTIAL WIFE!! ]

Do you love children?

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[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

They bring joy to my heart.

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[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

[ !!! ]

Then yes, I shall pair the two of you up. To meet, that is. When is a good day for you?

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[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

Any time during the day would be fine. Will he accept Monday?

[Text]

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

I will make sure that he does.

[ And thus David has his first potential date??? ]

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[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

I look forward to making his acquaintance.

[Wife get! Sorta!]

[Text]

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

[ Whoo David is rocking that swag already!! ]

Excellent. Your name?

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[yewbow.livejournal.com]

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[athngabla.livejournal.com]

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[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

Eater. Eater the Minstrel.

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[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

A Minstrel?

That's joyous to read.

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[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

Something absurd you mean to imply?

I suppose they all are absurd when compared to a shining beacon such as myself.

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[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

I hope my talents will be found favorable by him.

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[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

I gave my word I would accomplish this.

And I have been bored. Let us engage in something fun and strenuous.