ｉｖ． ⚔ ｔｅｘｔ；

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

[ Everyone will receive a text message that contains the following: ]

are you a lady?
are you interested in a long time commitment?
do you want to make the world a better place?

THEN JUST CLICK HERE!!!

[ True to her word, she has officially created a 'social networking website' devoted to getting another Archer a wife. There's too much free time and way too many resources available at her fingertips. Public libraries, bored teenagers during winter break, crazy ads on the television in her hotel room - all of these things factor into the horror that is this website. She's forgotten the most important thing of all though.

How to get in contact with the stud. A shame, ladies. ]

Comments

[Text]

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

That is something.

[Polite, of course.]

[Text]

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

This child and I worked hard on this masterpiece.

Text

[yewbow.livejournal.com]

Text

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

Something absurd you mean to imply?

I suppose they all are absurd when compared to a shining beacon such as myself.

[text]

[athngabla.livejournal.com]

[text]

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

I gave my word I would accomplish this.

And I have been bored. Let us engage in something fun and strenuous.

text;

[maidensbunraku.livejournal.com]

...what is this? I don't even...what?

text;

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

It is a space page created with the intent to promote one man's healthy obsession with helping the world blossom with multitudes of children.

There are also lizards.

Video

[maguskiller.livejournal.com]

[Computers.]

[They're learning.]

Video; Legit the best comment I've ever received

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

[ Raising a hand to give a wave. ]

Good day to you. Are you incapable of speaking or do you make it a habit of just staring at communication artifacts?

[text]

[wickedredeyes.livejournal.com]

[Oh hello, text from someone still figuring out the interface.]

[text]

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

It's an excellent offer though.

[ WOW RUDE TBH. Archer is not pleased. ]

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

Commitment? Nah. But if he wants someone to rock his world for a night or two~...

text;

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

So you are into rocks as well?

[ text ]

[rocker]

[ oh, even he got a text too.. except David is still fail with technology other than slightly knowing how to text back, so he can't even click the link or anything. IT'S OKAY, HE DOESN'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT SHE DID. ]

I am sorry, but I am afraid you might have sent this to the wrong number; I am most certainly not a lady.

[ text ]

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

[ HER HOMIE!! ]

I sent it to everyone regardless of gender so that they can all smack it at the same time. The more smacks they receive, the better it is.

[Text] Tagging the best post ever.

[princesszero]

Nice spelling.

[Text] I try my best

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

THXXXXX.

[ She's picked up on a few 'mortal' things already. ]

[fight-r-flight.livejournal.com]

[Confused, Alice is confused. Or amused. She's not sure.]
Is this some new form of soliciting?

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

No, I have no need to do that.

Are you interested in becoming a mother?

[ In other words, Archer is a troll. ]

[Text]

[toomanyhyphens.livejournal.com]

[Text]

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

His name is Archer.

[ DUH SOLA?? ]

He would bring you many worthy heirs.

[Text]

[golden-nocturne.livejournal.com]

Ah, I know this Archer gentleman.
He's looking for a wife, is he?

[Text]

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

[ There are one too many Archers in this world for this one's tastes. ]

Multiple wives.

latest placeholder CRIES I'M SO SORRY

[bodyburning.livejournal.com]

[oh my

god

this should be like

a sin or something

thou shalt not write horrifying ads!!]