http://chastehuntress.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] chastehuntress.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] tvk2011-12-28 05:01 pm
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iv. ⚔ text;

[ Everyone will receive a text message that contains the following: ]

are you a lady?
are you interested in a long time commitment?
do you want to make the world a better place?

THEN JUST CLICK HERE!!!


[ True to her word, she has officially created a 'social networking website' devoted to getting another Archer a wife. There's too much free time and way too many resources available at her fingertips. Public libraries, bored teenagers during winter break, crazy ads on the television in her hotel room - all of these things factor into the horror that is this website. She's forgotten the most important thing of all though.

How to get in contact with the stud. A shame, ladies. ]

[identity profile] fight-r-flight.livejournal.com 2011-12-29 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Confused, Alice is confused. Or amused. She's not sure.]
Is this some new form of soliciting?

[identity profile] fight-r-flight.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
What an idea. However I do not think this is a environment very stable for childbearing, what with random green skys and shadow creatures.