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[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

[ Everyone will receive a text message that contains the following: ]

are you a lady?
are you interested in a long time commitment?
do you want to make the world a better place?

THEN JUST CLICK HERE!!!

[ True to her word, she has officially created a 'social networking website' devoted to getting another Archer a wife. There's too much free time and way too many resources available at her fingertips. Public libraries, bored teenagers during winter break, crazy ads on the television in her hotel room - all of these things factor into the horror that is this website. She's forgotten the most important thing of all though.

How to get in contact with the stud. A shame, ladies. ]

Comments

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[rocker]

[ oh, even he got a text too.. except David is still fail with technology other than slightly knowing how to text back, so he can't even click the link or anything. IT'S OKAY, HE DOESN'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT SHE DID. ]

I am sorry, but I am afraid you might have sent this to the wrong number; I am most certainly not a lady.

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[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

[ HER HOMIE!! ]

I sent it to everyone regardless of gender so that they can all smack it at the same time. The more smacks they receive, the better it is.

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[rocker]

[ HOMIES 4 LYF ]

... 'Smack' it..?

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[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

[ David, you know how to 'smack it' YOU AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE.... ]

Yes it is terminology I do not understand entirely.

[ Obviously, since she's confusing 'smacks' with 'hits' ... ]

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[rocker]

[ What is this computer language they should go follow some kind of computer workshop together.. ]

In that case, I hope your endeavour will receive a lot of.. 'smacks'.