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[Well, someone's bored.]

[It started as a roar. Those who have been around motor vehicles might recognize the sound. It was a motorcycle, driven at high speeds down the streets. And as it passed by, one might notice the driver wasn't very good at it. Not only that, but she had long black hair, a manic grin, and appeared to be around thirteen.]

[If you know her, you are probably screaming "OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, VRISKA." Or using more profanity to mean the same thing.]

[Vriska screeched to a halt in front of the school, grinning cheekily. Her hand came up, only her middle finger extended, before she kicked off again in cloud of gravel and noise. This was definitely taking care of her boredom.]

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[Good thing both of them have all the luck, as Vriska followed her right into the stand] Shit, fuck!

[Nope, still laughing her ass off.]

Smooth move, kid! Shit, do you just love vegetables so much you had to slam our faces into them?

[She tried to glare, except... well, it just ended in laughter. Vriska was in too good a mood] We're going to have to try that again!

[Beat.]

Hey kid, how fast can you run?

Hm? Why do you-

[Oh wait, this was a shop of some sort, wasn't it...]

'Cause he looks pretty pissed.

[Cue one vegetable merchant lamenting the loss of his poor cabbages.]

... not it! [And Vriska scrambled to get up to run]

Like hell I'm taking the fall for this one! [You'd be surprised how fast she can run with boobs like this weighing her down.]

[Thirteen year old body. She can squeeze into places your big boobs can't]

[DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A FOOT-LONG AHOGE]

[8ITE ME, MOMLUSUS I AIN'T GETTING CAUGHT]

[Where'd Rider go? Looks like she disappeared...]

[Or she just stole some poor teenager's skateboard. That's more likely, judging by how she's catching up on Vriska now. By hanging on to the rear bumper of a car.]

[Yeah, this thread is full of references. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK0z87WrhGo)]

[OH THAT'S A GOOD IDEA SHE'S GOING TO DO THE SAME]

[So now the two are going fast again, Vriska cackling up a storm]

[HEEEEELLLLL YEAH]

Hey, hey, I got an idea. Get over here and gimme your hand!

[Vriska moved her way over, and threw her hand out to Rider while grinning wildly]

[YOINK!]

[There is now a Rider on a skateboard barreling down the street with a Vriska on her back.]

[Gods save you, Prospero.]

[Oh fuck yes.]

[WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

[HELL YES oh wait are they going downhill]

[does rider care]

[NOPE FREE SPEED BOOOOOOOOOOOST]

Hell yes WEEEEEEEE! [Oh yes, she did just squeal as they went downhill, her hands up in the air]

Don't suppose you know how to stop this thing, do you?!

[>implying she cares]

Who cares?!

[>doesn't even try to pretend she does]

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