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[stripping.livejournal.com]

[Hey look, another drunk post. But not from who you'd expect.]

I'd like it to be known that today was a complete failure of my ability to be the responsible adu- teenager. I could blame Rider, or Vriska, but I mostly blame myself as well as how much of a lightweight I am. I should have thought this through more.

At least I know I'm affected - that's good, right?

[Although he's still not sensible enough not to use his phone while tipsy, and will probably be hitting on everyone who replies.]

Comments

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

Yup! Very good.

Now pass the bottle.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

[Passes the bottle.]

I'm not drinking any more. Someone needs to be relatively sober in case there's any health problems.

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

Like whaaaaaaaat? [Hello straight shot. She didn't even sputter anymore and instead leaned against him]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

[Issei wrapped an arm around her.] Alcohol poisoning for one thing. I'm going to make sure you're safe or as safe as you can get while being you.

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

[Vriska laughed, snuggling into him] I can be safe, Issei! I can be tooooooootally safe.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

But I'd feel like a bad aus-pi-tice if I didn't do anything. And I like you, so let me do things.

[ video ] ALL THE THREADS

[nosecondstrike.livejournal.com]

If you can't handle it, don't do it, kid.

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

[She giggled] Aus-pi-tice. I like how you said that.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I was trying to look out for someone who I couldn't stop from drinking. I shouldn't have had a sip myself.

Hi, Assassin.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I was trying not to slur it into aushipistus or something stupid.

[estantiga.livejournal.com]

[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL]

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

[Vriska outright laughed at that] I think I like that better! Hahahaha, you're so funny, Issei.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm not forgiving you completely.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It's not a normal word for me and I'm drunk. I feel justified. But thank you.

[estantiga.livejournal.com]

I'm crushed. I'll have to drink heavily to cope with this sheer heartbreak.

[DRIPPING with sarcasm.]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

As though you weren't going to already.

[estantiga.livejournal.com]

Maybe I was only going to drink one bottle. You don't know.

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

Issei. Issei, Issei, Isseeeeeeeei. [She put her hands on his cheeks, looking intently into his face]

It should be a normal word.

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[nosecondstrike.livejournal.com]

The dark desires are quite seductive, though I wonder if you will be able to remember any of this tomorrow.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...Hey, Vriska. [He turned even more red at the intense look.] What do aus-pi-tices do?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm not responsible for you. I don't have to drag you anywhere if you pass out.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't really know. I think the last time I drank anything I remember crawling into somebody's lap and being very very embarrassed about it later. Thankfully nobody's lap is available, not even yours.

[estantiga.livejournal.com]

Eh, leave that to Vriska.

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

Well, you keep me from hurting or killing someone I hate. [Matter of fact] But since I haaaaaaaate the whole world right now and think you're all stupid...

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I will be the best auspitice. Ever. Ever.