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[stripping.livejournal.com]

[Hey look, another drunk post. But not from who you'd expect.]

I'd like it to be known that today was a complete failure of my ability to be the responsible adu- teenager. I could blame Rider, or Vriska, but I mostly blame myself as well as how much of a lightweight I am. I should have thought this through more.

At least I know I'm affected - that's good, right?

[Although he's still not sensible enough not to use his phone while tipsy, and will probably be hitting on everyone who replies.]

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[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

Yup! Very good.

Now pass the bottle.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

[Passes the bottle.]

I'm not drinking any more. Someone needs to be relatively sober in case there's any health problems.

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

Like whaaaaaaaat? [Hello straight shot. She didn't even sputter anymore and instead leaned against him]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

[Issei wrapped an arm around her.] Alcohol poisoning for one thing. I'm going to make sure you're safe or as safe as you can get while being you.

[ video ] ALL THE THREADS

[nosecondstrike.livejournal.com]

If you can't handle it, don't do it, kid.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I was trying to look out for someone who I couldn't stop from drinking. I shouldn't have had a sip myself.

Hi, Assassin.

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[nosecondstrike.livejournal.com]

The dark desires are quite seductive, though I wonder if you will be able to remember any of this tomorrow.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't really know. I think the last time I drank anything I remember crawling into somebody's lap and being very very embarrassed about it later. Thankfully nobody's lap is available, not even yours.

[estantiga.livejournal.com]

[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm not forgiving you completely.

[estantiga.livejournal.com]

I'm crushed. I'll have to drink heavily to cope with this sheer heartbreak.

[DRIPPING with sarcasm.]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

As though you weren't going to already.

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL]

[estantiga.livejournal.com]

[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL]

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

[BEST WORST MOMLUSUS. Thanks for the booze!]

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[truthsnomiracle]

Mr. Ryudo.

[Edgeworth seems to have the phone propped up somewhere, because it's as easy to see his crossed arms as it is his highly disapproving glare. Despite the distance, the phone is picking up his voice just fine.]

It would be no exaggeration to claim that you are the tether that keeps no small number of those here in check. You, more than most, must maintain your composure. Furthermore, as a monk, are you not obligated to avoid indulgence? I should hope that you will not repeat tonight's mistake, particularly not while still underage.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

[Issei collects himself a little.]

Japanese Buddhists are under no obligation to avoid alcohol, nor various other indulgences forbidden to other monks in the religion. Reikan-nii is fond of drink, and of course my father was married at one point-

...Wait, really, I'm a tether?

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[truthsnomiracle]

Your reputation for saving others from themselves is supported by the fact that you will do anything from tending every non-fatal wound you're made aware of to charging headlong into enemy territory in the interests of mitigating a disaster. I should hope that no one will be in need while you're intoxicated.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Don't rely on my reputation to save you from everything. What if they had been in need and I had been napping?

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[croibhristeoir]

Responsible enough, I'd think.

[IN MY COUNTRY WE ARE BORN WITH LIVERS OF IRON.]

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm only going to hit on people really.

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[croibhristeoir]

[What.]

...happens to the best of us, but do be careful.

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

Maybe you wouldn't be such a failure if you had managed to deliver that box I gave you a month ago!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

The box you gave a shadow clone of myself that would disappear within an hour? Because that seems remarkably not my fault.

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

You're never going to grow up to be a responsible adult if you can't even take responsibility for your own mistakes as a kid.