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[stripping.livejournal.com]

[Hey look, another drunk post. But not from who you'd expect.]

I'd like it to be known that today was a complete failure of my ability to be the responsible adu- teenager. I could blame Rider, or Vriska, but I mostly blame myself as well as how much of a lightweight I am. I should have thought this through more.

At least I know I'm affected - that's good, right?

[Although he's still not sensible enough not to use his phone while tipsy, and will probably be hitting on everyone who replies.]

Comments

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Warn me before you do that.

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

... [She grinned, wrapping her arms around his waist] I'm gonna bite you now, Issei.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Oh. Um. Okay.

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

[She leaned in, biting his neck]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Oww. [He still winced.]

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

You're a wimp, Issei. Maybe I should be your lusus, keeping you safe from all the naaaaaaaasty things. Or make you strong like how Tavros never was.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You can't be my auspitice and my lusus. That would be weird.

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

Oh right. Hm.

I don't want to be a lusus anyway. Too boring.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't suit you. I agree.