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[stripping.livejournal.com]

[Hey look, another drunk post. But not from who you'd expect.]

I'd like it to be known that today was a complete failure of my ability to be the responsible adu- teenager. I could blame Rider, or Vriska, but I mostly blame myself as well as how much of a lightweight I am. I should have thought this through more.

At least I know I'm affected - that's good, right?

[Although he's still not sensible enough not to use his phone while tipsy, and will probably be hitting on everyone who replies.]

Comments

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

[Vriska laughed, snuggling into him] I can be safe, Issei! I can be tooooooootally safe.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

But I'd feel like a bad aus-pi-tice if I didn't do anything. And I like you, so let me do things.

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

[She giggled] Aus-pi-tice. I like how you said that.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I was trying not to slur it into aushipistus or something stupid.

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

[Vriska outright laughed at that] I think I like that better! Hahahaha, you're so funny, Issei.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It's not a normal word for me and I'm drunk. I feel justified. But thank you.

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

Issei. Issei, Issei, Isseeeeeeeei. [She put her hands on his cheeks, looking intently into his face]

It should be a normal word.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...Hey, Vriska. [He turned even more red at the intense look.] What do aus-pi-tices do?

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

Well, you keep me from hurting or killing someone I hate. [Matter of fact] But since I haaaaaaaate the whole world right now and think you're all stupid...

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I will be the best auspitice. Ever. Ever.

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

[Vriska looked at him, blinking] Why?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Because I like you, so I'm going to try and succeed.

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

[She rested against him] You made me explain all the troll terms. So it's your turn! What does that mean? You humans are weird.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

When you like someone, you mean?

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah! I don't get it. What does that mean for humans? I know for a troll that'd probably mean being their matesprit or moirail oh, yeah! [She punched him] You didn't tell me you already had a moirail!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Ow! I didn't know I had a moirail either. I thought I was single.

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

Well, you do.

But for us that's what it'd mean. So... what about you?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...It means I care about you. Your happiness is important to me and I would put your wellbeing above my own.

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

That's... disgustingly sweet. [But she snuggled in again]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

So am I, I suppose. [Snuggle!]

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

... [bite!] No, I'd say salty.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Owww!

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

Aww, I didn't bite thaaaaaaaat hard.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Warn me before you do that.

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

... [She grinned, wrapping her arms around his waist] I'm gonna bite you now, Issei.