Sechs

[soulsborderline]

[Someone is standing in the last place they ever expected to be again - Prospero's streets.]

Wh-what in the...

[She reaches into her pocket and finds, of course, a phone - just not the one she was carrying a few minutes ago.]

[Video]

WHY THE HECK AM I BACK HERE?!

I was busy, dammit! Finally actually doing my job! Are you telling me this stupid place still needs saving too?

...

...

...these phones still work the same way, right?

Comments

[video]

[king_of_heroes]

She does things for me of her own accord. She's already said if she didn't want to, she wouldn't.

[video]

[soulsborderline]

Seems like kind of a pushover.

[video]

[king_of_heroes]

Don't be so jealous.

[video]

[soulsborderline]

I'm just worried about you taking advantage of a weird little girl who may or may not be an abomination from beyond human comprehension.

[video]

[king_of_heroes]

It's not like she's going to suddenly turn into a crazy monster hellbent on destroying humanity any time soon.

Though that would be interesting to watch.

[video]

[soulsborderline]

I am not ruling anything out in this place.

[video]

[king_of_heroes]

...Guess you've got a point there. I wouldn't have thought I'd ever be the one to end my own life, but this island seemed to find some sort of twisted humor in it.

[video]

[soulsborderline]

You...what, you killed yourself?

[video]

[king_of_heroes]

In a sense, yes. I was understandable maddened about the set of events at the time, but I've gotten over it.

Somehow, I could survive being stabbed by my own treasury of swords, but I couldn't survive being thrown out my condo window.

[video]

[soulsborderline]

Gravity is a bitch. Well, at least you get better here.

[video]

[king_of_heroes]

Yeah, I guess. Death loses it's charm after the third time, anyways.

[video]

[soulsborderline]

For some kind of ultimate hero, that seems like a pretty poor record.

[video]

[king_of_heroes]

A natural death from old age, which isn't too bad considering I liked to be 130. Being killed by the woman I kind of still am obsessed with during the fouth and fifth grail wars, and then by myself.

At least the first two were honorable deaths.

[video]

[soulsborderline]

So wait. You constantly bitch about how inferior women and non-ancient-Babylonian people are even though one of them beat you, the invincible Gilgamesh? "Honorably", even?

When we met, I never imagined the depths to which you're full of crap.

[video]

[king_of_heroes]

She's King Arthur. I think I'm allowed a few exceptions.

[video]

[soulsborderline]

You have the weirdest damn world.

[video]

[king_of_heroes]

Like yours is any less weird.