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[soulsborderline]

[Someone is standing in the last place they ever expected to be again - Prospero's streets.]

Wh-what in the...

[She reaches into her pocket and finds, of course, a phone - just not the one she was carrying a few minutes ago.]

[Video]

WHY THE HECK AM I BACK HERE?!

I was busy, dammit! Finally actually doing my job! Are you telling me this stupid place still needs saving too?

...

...

...these phones still work the same way, right?

Comments

[soulsborderline]

Good.

Oh, well, nothing much is up. I just got torn away from a perfectly entertaining victory meal in favor of this lame American ghost town in an alternate dimension populated by morons and ugly blob monsters. You?

[kindofademon]

I've been here the whole time. Just recently lost my boyfriend to the same whatever that sent you back home.

1/?

[soulsborderline]

Well that kinda...

2/?

[soulsborderline]

3/4

[soulsborderline]

4/4

[soulsborderline]

...hhhhhuh.

You know, I always thought I'd be able to tell...

[kindofademon]

Tell what? Whether someone's bi or not?

[soulsborderline]

Gaydar is supposed to be a thing that women have. Although if you like both maybe that throws it off...

[kindofademon]

Well, I'm telling you I like both, which is a pretty strong indication, right?

[soulsborderline]

You could be messing with me. Which is a pretty crappy thing to do when I just got hurled across universes or something, but you just might.

[kindofademon]

Ask anyone. I definitely and truly had a boyfriend.

[soulsborderline]

Well, I guess I don't have any special reason not to believe you.

Anyway, there still monsters here? Last time I popped up in the middle of the weird night thing.

[kindofademon]

Still the weird night thing, still monsters. Not much has changed, really.

[soulsborderline]

I should have known better than to expect you guys to make any progress without me, huh?

[kindofademon]

We pretty much suck at this.

[soulsborderline]

Well, admitting the problem is the first step to overcoming it.

Fortunately for you all, I've got even more practice at monster killing from back home, so you don't need to worry about being such failures now that I'm back.

[kindofademon]

Do we get to fight side by side again?

[soulsborderline]

I'll have to see if anyone cooler's shown up while I was gone before I promise anything.

[kindofademon]

Awww. Well, I'm pretty sure I'm still in the clear.

[soulsborderline]

Hm, probably.

[kindofademon]

Nobody else competes in Asuka Langley Soryu's esteem.

[soulsborderline]

Don't get cocky! I haven't checked yet.

[kindofademon]

I've been around here while you haven't, I know the people here.