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[soulsborderline]

[Someone is standing in the last place they ever expected to be again - Prospero's streets.]

Wh-what in the...

[She reaches into her pocket and finds, of course, a phone - just not the one she was carrying a few minutes ago.]

[Video]

WHY THE HECK AM I BACK HERE?!

I was busy, dammit! Finally actually doing my job! Are you telling me this stupid place still needs saving too?

...

...

...these phones still work the same way, right?

Comments

[breatheinthefog]

Not much. You're just wasting time, that's all. You were here before, then.

[soulsborderline]

Obviously. Got my Persona the first night here and beat up...what was it, three big Shadows and a horde of zombies while I was here? Yeah. Maybe four. On top of the little respawning jerks every night.

[breatheinthefog]

Why are you telling me this?

[soulsborderline]

So you know who you're talking too! Asuka Langley Soryu, pilot of--

--right, it's not here. Asuka Langley Soryu, genius Persona superhero person!

[breatheinthefog]

Oh.

Kiryuu Kaoru. What makes you a genius superhero, and why do you feel the need to say it?

In this tag, Asuka is now (9)

[soulsborderline]

Because I'm the best at fighting Angels and Shadows, and I am a genius. And there's no point calling myself a pilot if my Eva is in another dimension.

And I'm telling you so you'll know!

[breatheinthefog]

Pointless.

[soulsborderline]

What do you mean, pointless?! I'm hear to save all you idiots from Shadows again and you can't even manage a "nice to meet you" or a "thank you for your help, Asuka"?! Jeez, you're even worse than the people back home!

[breatheinthefog]

Your self-promotion and self-elevation are pointless. That's what I'm saying.

[soulsborderline]

If you've got something better to do than listen to me, then hang up.

I bet you don't, though. I bet you're another creepy girl with no hobbies.

[breatheinthefog]

You know another one?

[soulsborderline]

Apparently I'm cursed to meet you people wherever I go now.

[breatheinthefog]

I don't see why that should be your problem.

[soulsborderline]

If you're staying on the line just to say what I'm talking about is pointless, you're being both rude and hypocritical! I have every reason as a reasonable person to argue against that!

Also you're creepy!

[breatheinthefog]

Fine. You're a nuisance.

*click*

[soulsborderline]

WHO SAID YOU COULD HANG UP ON ME?!

...

I hate this place.

[breatheinthefog]

*Technically, Asuka, you said she could hang up on you.*

[soulsborderline]

*implying Asuka will let someone else get the last word even in emotes*

[breatheinthefog]

*implying Kaoru cares*

[soulsborderline]

*I am implying that in fact*

[breatheinthefog]

*well

you'd be wrong*

[soulsborderline]

*then why are you still here?*

[breatheinthefog]

*why not*

[soulsborderline]

*because at this point this isn't even in-character*