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[soulsborderline]

[Someone is standing in the last place they ever expected to be again - Prospero's streets.]

Wh-what in the...

[She reaches into her pocket and finds, of course, a phone - just not the one she was carrying a few minutes ago.]

[Video]

WHY THE HECK AM I BACK HERE?!

I was busy, dammit! Finally actually doing my job! Are you telling me this stupid place still needs saving too?

...

...

...these phones still work the same way, right?

Comments

[Audio]

[soulsborderline]

I met some people even more irritating than you while I was gone, somehow.

[Audio]

[strawberrypunch]

You did?

[Audio]

[soulsborderline]

Yeah. I can at least get you up to two words, Wondergirl usually sticks to one.

[Audio]

[strawberrypunch]

...Who...?

[Audio]

[soulsborderline]

*sigh*

Rei Ayanami, the very first Evangelion pilot even though she and her Eva both kind of suck. I call her Wondergirl because she's the paramilitary version of a teacher's pet.

[Audio]

[strawberrypunch]

[There is a pause.]

And you don't like her?

[Audio]

[soulsborderline]

I also met a boy more oblivious than you. Barely.

[Audio]

[strawberrypunch]

Oblivious?

[Audio] Hey, MGS came out before Second Impact

[soulsborderline]

Metal Gear?!

[Audio] ...XD

[strawberrypunch]

Huh?

[Now he's really confused.]

[Audio]

[soulsborderline]

...never mind.

[Audio]

[strawberrypunch]

So the boy?

[Audio]

[soulsborderline]

I dunno, serious emotional problems. Possibly gay.

[Audio]

[strawberrypunch]

[There's a pause.]

Emotional problems...?

[Audio]

[soulsborderline]

He's got such a big hangup about pleasing other people that he doesn't pay any attention to what those people actually want. It gets really irritating.

[Audio]

[strawberrypunch]

...Sounds tough.

[Audio]

[soulsborderline]

It's impossible for a sane person to deal with, is what it is! And I have to live and work with the guy!

[Audio]

[strawberrypunch]

How do others deal with him?

[Audio]

[soulsborderline]

Well, other than Misato and his two idiot friends, most people ignore him. I guess they generally just try to get him to do something...

[Audio]

[strawberrypunch]

"Misato"...

[Well that's a name he hasn't heard in a while.]

They aren't sane?

[Audio]

[soulsborderline]

Misato? Hell no. Woman's a walking pile of alcoholism and suicidal plans that work anyway.

And the two other idiots were dumb enough to sneak taking pictures of me, so I can't call them fully mentally functional either, I guess.

[Audio]

[strawberrypunch]

...

That doesn't sound very insane...

[Audio]

[soulsborderline]

Lack of regard for personal safety is part of the definition.

[Audio]

[strawberrypunch]

...From you?

[Audio]

[soulsborderline]

Yes, idiot. I don't know about girls you know, but if I want my picture taken, I will damn well tell you.