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[Unlike a majority of you non-hipster Servants, Saber here doesn't come from post-canon or post-death or any of that--no, he was in the middle of something VERY, VERY IMPORTANT like SAVING MY MASTER'S LIFE important. So aside from suddenly waking up here being 1) very strange and 2) very unexpected it is also 3) VERY UNWANTED. Technology was never his forte but at this rate he needed information somehow.]

Assuming this will reach other people, I would like to request assistance. Specifically, where this city is and whatever transportation services there are here. [Since it sure didn't look like he'd be able to go back to where he was by foot and whatnot.] I apologize for the curtness of this message, but I'm afraid I've something very important that I have to do.

[He pauses, a difficult sort of expression on his face, but... well he'd feel bad if he didn't at least give out his name since he's asking for help, even if it probably isn't that good of an idea when he has no idea what's going on. But he's a knight okok, GOTTA BE POLITE.] My name is Saber, and thank you for your time.

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... please tell me you're not another version of King Arthur. [YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ARTURIA SIS DON'T BLAME HIM!!]

Another? I have only had the pleasure to meet a single King, or shall I say Queen?

You could introduce yourself before making such strange statements though.

[BIG SIGH HERE thank god for that at least.] That's definitely a relief.

Right, sorry about that, you just look so similar to her that I couldn't help but wonder... but in any case, you're right. Like I said, my name is Saber, but since it looks like that won't really work around here, my real name is Arthur Pendragon.

Really? You don't seem to be lying though. I shall accept this for the time being. And while it's true we are very alike, that Saber and I are very different.

It would only seem proper to introduce myself as well, correct? Very well, be honored of meeting Emperor Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus. Surely someone like me needs nothing but a name to be recognized.

Haha, I can see that quite clearly already.

Emperor Nero herself, huh? [Servants really could be anyone whoaa.] With a name like that there's no way you wouldn't be recognized. It's nice to meet you, Nero.

Umu! We will get along nicely, can tell.

If you don't mind though, I'll refer to you as Saber, as well to the other one, and the other one...and the other one, well.

[It somehow seems simpler in her mind, yep.]

Then I'm looking forward to this already.

Oh, you'd actually prefer that? [That's... odd yeah ngl BUT W/E.] What would you prefer I call you then?

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