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[hellburner]

So, Prospero.

How many of you are new around here? And how many of you keep getting lost? You're in luck today, because I have put my particular skills to work for your benefit. With my help, you'll never get lost in an unfamiliar world.

[This smile is less 'friendly' and more 'up to something'. She takes a rolled up piece of paper from off-camera and unrolls it to reveal...a map.]

[But oh no, this is no ordinary map. This map of Prospero is so carefully and expertly drawn as to make the best cartographers weep at how inadequate they are. It is a work of art, everything from the streets to the buildings labeled flawlessly in clear, legible handwriting.]

[It's even signed.]

So. Shall I stop pointing out how obviously you need this so we can start discussing prices?

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[breatheinthefog]

You're another one who's dead.

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[white_knightin]

Either way it's still robbing someone.

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[sandma]

No, I'm afraid not. I'm very good with my sense of direction as is.

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[caliberill]

[Oh.

Damnit

it really is Drake





]

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[caliberill]

[Whyyyyy]

You're really gonna charge for it?

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[hellburner]

Of course.

[hellburner]

Hm, hm?

...Oh, so it does. Well, it must be true then.

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[hellburner]

If one is accomplished in doing something, then one should never give their efforts away for free.

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[hellburner]

Hm, hm, hmmm...I don't really know, Caster. I've accomplished so much I can surely not single out any one thing. Why do you ask?

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[hellburner]

Ah, such a shame. Then again, perhaps it's better not everyone is running around like lost little chickens.

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[sandma]

I would say it is for the best.

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[ex_cashcow493]

There is an error on your map. [ Um. ] The condo in which you have labeled 'Drake's Treasure' is my current residency. Please do not attract attention to such a location.

[king_of_heroes]

You do know that stealing from a king is punishable by death, right?

[hellburner]

You're not king of jack shit around here, Goldie.

[king_of_heroes]

Hahaha. Wrong. I'm the king of whatever I please.

[hellburner]

Right, right...

And I steal whatever I please.

So all your shit belongs to me.

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[hellburner]

...you hit your head or somethin', Saber?

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[ex_cashcow493]

Hm? [ That's a strange question to ask. ] Not to recollection. Furthermore, what does such a statement have to do with the inaccuracy of your map?

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[caliberill]

--That I can agree with.

How much are you hoping to get for it?

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[hellburner]

A lot.

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[caliberill]

Figures. [Man, all the debts he could clear with money...]

Too much to ask if you'd give some tips in cartography?

[king_of_heroes]

Over my dead body, pirate scumbag.

[hellburner]

I can easily arrange that.

[king_of_heroes]

I seriously doubt that.