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[ Remember that girl that spends most of her time stealing food out of the various street markets? Her other hobbies include leeching internet from the cafes and libraries in the area, as well as trolling all of the other Servants. Because honestly, if she wasn't living out the life of kicking everyone's butts, she may as well play up the rest of her title. After all, Archers were notorious for not being nice (That

rocker fella doesn't count, alright?) and there's one thing she's noticed during her time here. So when this Archer opens her mouth to speak, it's as good of a guess as any to assume she's going to say something cocky. ]

I have noticed that there are a fair amount of Servants here. Ah, for those who are unfamiliar with the term... [ Archer takes a pause to moisten her lips, thinking over how to explain it best. ] ... it is one used during a specific type of battle. There are seven individuals summoned under different classes - Archer, Saber, Lancer, Assassin, Caster, Rider, and Berserker. Honestly speaking, Archer is the superior class, so that's really all you need to know. The other six are worthless, which is why my ire has been earned this very day. We have far too many of the other classes within this realm, especially that of the Saber class. How vexing it is to open up this artifact and discover that another has been welcomed here.

Therefore, on behalf of all of the honorable knights under the class of Archer, I challenge each and every one of you lesser-classed Sabers in every competition known to the mortal races! My feelings won't be hurt terribly if you decide to flee this isle to prevent your inevitable loss. Your memory will be mocked however though.

[ A pause. ]

I suppose it is rather unfair of me to address only a few individuals. As for the rest of you, tell me of the games of this world so that I may excel at all that I do!

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Oh so that's what all the pseudonym crap is about. I must not have been paying attention the first time someone explained that.

To contribute to the topic, you should probably look up Street Fighter.

They are simply titles. Therefore, I will prove my title is the only one worthy of mention.

[ Hn. ]

Street Fighter. Why would anyone fight within these streets?

...I'm guessing the terms "video game" and "arcade" are also meaningless to your time-displaced brain.

If you do not mind, I would like to be the judge of such competition.

Which one are you again?

[ Not even worth remembering. Isn't it sad, Shakespeare? ]

[ Wow, rude TBH. Archer's the first Servant to BUILD A SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME WEBSITE and all. ]

I've heard of them, but have yet to witness them face to face. I was told I couldn't acquire one easily. [ AKA: That shit is hard to steal. ] A shame.

[ It's fine, he doesn't even remember her anyway. ]

I'm William Shakespeare. Once known as Caster in a war.

[ The sentiment is mutual. ]

You gave your name so freely. [ This interests her if anything. ] How bold and awfully ignorant of a Caster to do so.

[ At a crossroads here. On one hand, it was a Saber class that proved to be the hardest fight of her career as a Servant and threatened her Master's safety. Also, it was a Saber that took her once-thought firmly-rooted spot as sole Servant to her master, but now it's some blonde bimbo in red.

On the other hand... Archer. All of them. None have been all the pleasant and wow do they give her headaches quickly. Also rumors say that her Master had yet even another servant, also an individual but in red: an Archer... ]

I played my role in the War enough a long time ago, I have no reason to devote myself to do the same here where it does not matter.

[ You are so in the past, dear. ]

But weren't you trying to prove that the Archer class was superior to the Saber one? I just speak to take the role as the judge.

My! An Archer! No wonder I'm getting such a headache right now!

[ oh, it's her again.. see, she was somewhat friendly last time (not counting the part where she hitched onto his back and tries to make her his prey..) so he should at least be diplomatic as usual about all of this, yes. ]

I do believe all the classes should at the very least be respected equally.. There's not much use in starting a battle across the classes in a place such as this.

Games? Alice knows games like tag and hide-n-seek...But there are lotsa others, too.

[ So far in the past she doesn't know about him. ]

Who are you to be a proper judge?

I know. My mere presence is too much for the mortal races to tolerate, but fear not. There is a cure.

[ David, my boy. Why? ]

And why not? It gives us something to do the other twenty-three hours of the day.

Archer doesn't get why Alice is talking this way, but Archer knows she can do it better.

So Archer is going to.

In fact, Archer is going to do such a great job at it that Alice will feel pressured anytime she thinks of the foreboding and beautiful presence that is Archer.

So Archer wants to know about these other games.

[Alice just...what. Alice tilts her head.]

Alice doesn't know what you mean, lady.

But Alice knows games like chasing the white rabbit. Forgetting who somebody is until they disappear. Alice also liked games about cutting off the lady's head, but Alice thought that one was kinda scary...dunno, might be pretty fun, though.

You know tag and hide-n-seek, right, lady? There's ring-around-the-rosie and pattycake, too.

Classes? Are you guys LARPing or something?

Is there a reason for all those titles?

[Considering he already knows one of the Sabers.]

Finally.

Ara, not only are you verbose and use cryptic stuffy language, but you're also remarkably full of yourself! An Archer you are, through and through! The only cure I could think of to remedy this throbbing headache is your silence, but let's not ask of the impossible from an Archer, shall we? ☆

[ Saccharine sweet... ]

I would have to disagree about Archers being the superior class, though! Everyone knows Sabers are the better class overall.

Wow, someone on the high horse today.

Well, you could either get a home console and play on that, or just...go to an arcade. That's probably the easiest-to-set-up contest you could do and not hurt yourselves trying.

Seriously?

['I was joking about having enough Sabers for a sports team at the time... Unless she saw my conversation with that Saber.']

Edited 2012-01-17 06:22 (UTC)

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